One table over sits a lonely woman. "She’s unbelievably pretty!" the man thinks. "I’d love to talk to her… but what should I say? I’m so damn shy that I just blurt…
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A Mexican crosses the US border on his bicycle with a large sack.
The border patrol agent stops and asks him what’s in the sack. “Senór, it’s just grass.” The agent looks into the sack and let’s him pass. The following week, the Mexican crosses…
Transylvania vacation
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and…
A rough old general has heard about a unit with the toughest soldiers around and decides to check them out.
After reviewing the troops on parade he visits the medical tent to meet the soldiers. The general barks at the first soldier, "Why are you here, soldier?" "Hemorrhoids, Sir!" "And how are…
A married couple were arguing while travelling for dinner at a posh restaurant.
They yelled and swore at each other almost all the way and just before they arrived, the wife said to the husband: "You are very lucky to have me, no other normal…
A man went clothes shopping
A man went clothes shopping. As he was picking out his new shirt, a woman asked him what he thought of the dress she was holding. He was no fashion designer, but…
A bear shat in the woods…
and wanted to find something to wipe his ass. He looked around, found a white bunny and asked, "Hey, you have any problem with shit sticking to your fur?" Bunny replied, "No,…
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for two thousand roubles or one from Minsk for one thousand roubles. Being frugal, they bought the…
A muscular young man was boasting about his physique on the building site where he worked.
He claimed he could beat anyone on the site in a trial of strength and took particular delight in mocking one of the older workers. Eventually the older man became irritated by…
A Russian was complaining about not being able to buy a sewing machine.
"The shop tells me they have sold this year's allocation, and no more will be delivered," he told his friend. "Easy enough," said his friend. "Go to Tula where the factory is…