…as he's bored with all the people's typical deaths and wants to shake it up, just for one day. First person is at the Gates. Peter says "I'm letting you in only…
Category: Long
A businessman travelling through rural England decided to stop the night at a picturesque country inn, the George and Dragon.
Checking-in at reception, he asked the lady co-owner whether meals were still being served at the bar. “No,” she replied forcefully. “Last meals are 8 p.m. sharp. It is now 8.10 p.m.”…
The new seaman
“A Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name sailor?”“John,” the new seaman replied.“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re…
My Dad’s favorite joke
A guy had been a hunter all his life. He was obsessed with it so much that his long-suffering wife decided in the spring that she was going with him for the…
A ninety-five-year-old man married a twenty-three-year-old girl
prompting fears for his health from the wedding guests. They were afraid that the wedding night might prove fatal because he was a frail old man and she was a vivacious young…
A girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.
A priest at the door greets her. "Are you all right, my dear?" "Yes, I'm fine!" she exclaims. "It's just absolutely pouring rain!" Suddenly, the sky opens up, and water begins to…
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Curious, he walks in and asks the owner, “So, what can your dog do?” The owner points to the dog and says, “Go ahead, tell him.” The dog looks up and says,…
An old couple had been married for 50 years.
Every single morning – like clockwork – the husband would let out a thunderous fart as he got out of bed, then laugh like a lunatic. And every single morning, his wife…
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?” The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches,…
I’m a corn, not a man!
There was once a man who had a strange and terrifying problem—every time he saw a chicken, he would scream and run for his life. Why? Because he believed he was a…