There was once a man who had a strange and terrifying problem—every time he saw a chicken, he would scream and run for his life. Why? Because he believed he was a…
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A scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about survival.
“What are the three most important things”, he asked, “that you should bring with you in case you get stranded alone in the desert?” Hands were raised to suggest food, matches, distress…
The pet store
A pretty young woman wants an unusual pet. She goes to an exotic pet store and asks the man if he has any pets that would be unique and interesting. He shows…
The pull-apart tart
A lonely traveling salesman finally decides to treat himself, so he visits a brothel on the outskirts of town. The madam sends him upstairs with a lady who looks stunning—curves in all…
The dry cleaner.
Fellow with a sheepish look on his face walks into a dry cleaner's. "I'm really embarrassed, but I was cleaning out my closet and I found this receipt on the floor. It…
There once was a woman with 100 children.
There once was a woman with 100 children. She was too tired to give each of them individual, unique names, so she decided to just name them "One", "Two", "Three", and so…
The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
The Madam opened the brothel door in New York City and was greeted by a well-dressed, handsome man in his late 40s. “May I help you, sir?” she asked. “I want to…
An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
He petitions a demon who checks and say yeah it was a mistake but tough luck, you're here now. So the engineer makes the best of it, installing a light rail system…
Two teenage church-goers get married.
On their honeymoon night, the groom says “I would really like it if you sucked my dick.” His bride replies “Heavens no, I couldn’t do that, because you wouldn’t respect me in…
The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work—and hadn’t called in either. With a pressing issue on his hands, he decided to phone the…