The man rolls his window down as the cop approaches, who says, "Sir, any reason you're driving so fast?" "Well," the guy says, "I've recently decided to try beekeeping, and I need…
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The speeding biker
A Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, and he asks the biker his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred,"…
At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
“But I don’t know who to pray for,” he said. His dad smiled and said, “Just pray for your family, friends, neighbors, the poor and those in need – things like that.”…
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night, the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same s*xy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember this?”…
A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
She pulls over as the local farmer comes out in hysterics. "My god! That was my prized egg laying hen! We're already underwater on the house; how will I feed my family…
A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
On the table, she begins to pray, "Dear Lord, please let me get through the surgery all right." She hears that voice, "Don't worry my child, you will live to be 87yo."…
Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer:…
MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
They call it the General Online Linguistic Function test, GOLF for short. A local man is thrilled to discover that he has received the highest possible score. In fact, MENSA is so…
A woman cheats on her husband
A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God. "Lord, I know what I did was wrong, but my marriage is the…
Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
"Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs:…