As the night went on the ant realized they were running low on beer. The spider offered to leave a go for a beer run down the road to keep the party…
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A large corporation
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity, "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the…
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John who had never lost a match.
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John who had never lost a match – not in high school, not in college. He was a national icon and the pride of…
Three men in a hotel room in Soviet Russia
Three men stay in a hotel room in the Soviet Union. Two have a loud party, tell political jokes, and keep the third man awake. The third man, annoyed, goes to the…
Dr.love
A woman, tired of living alone, decides to put an ad in the local paper. She asks for three things: 1. A man who will treat her nicely, 2. A man who…
A cowboy in Oklahoma got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.
The trooper started giving him a long lecture about slowing down, really throwing his weight around to make the cowboy squirm. As the trooper wrote the ticket, he kept swatting at flies…
A Cajun and a Gator
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you all a…
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office.
The podiatrist, flipping through a magazine article titled “10 Signs You Might Be Developing Bunion Pain”, looks up and blinks. "Oh, hello there. What seems to be the problem?" The moth flutters…
POWs
There were three POWs together in a British prison in the Second World War, a German, a Japanese, and an Italian.The British began by torturing the German. After long hours of silence…
Everything is bigger in Texas
A guy is visiting Texas for the first time. Having just arrived after a long day of travel, he goes to the hotel restaurant for dinner. He orders a steak, and the…