"Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs:…
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Frank and the Chili Cook off
Long but worth the read. "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened…
Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
There is a very young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple of over 70. All three couples meet with the priest of the church to discuss when and how they…
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her…
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married five times?” “Well,…
It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
He sees his chocolate Lab come around the corner of the garage, carrying something in his mouth. The Lab drops it at his feet. It’s the neighbor’s poodle. It’s dead. “Oh, no."…
A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
The British Officer exclaims "Oh my God!", Followed by the American Officer gasping with "How could he do such a vile thing". "We would never allow such a thing in Britian," the…
A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.
As it often went in these parts, the locals had a habit of giving strangers a hard time. When he finished his drink, he stepped outside to find his horse had vanished….
The Butcher Dance
A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single dance of every single indigenous…
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
And noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable…