One day, hearing that the base has just recieved its first large squadron of soldiers, he calls up the base and offers to host a dozen of its best soldiers for a…
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During the second World War, two allied soldiers were captured for interrogation by the Germans and sent to the prison camp Luft Stalag 13
The Nazi interrogator, a thin man with wide menacing eyes and a sadistic grin, looked upon the two men, an American and a Scotsman, both large and strong looking men. The interrogator…
A young woman visits a florist to get some flowers for her mother.
As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and asks for its price. "Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale….
A virgin young man meets a priest
A young man has been a virgin due to his strict parents. One day, he went to meet a priest and asked him about why his parents are like this. Priest: Why,…
A married couple claimed they never argued in their 25 years of marriage.
A married couple claimed they never argued in their 25 years of marriage. A friend asked, "How is that even possible?" The husband explained, "It all started during our honeymoon when we…
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first…
A woman in a supermarket watched as a grandfather struggled to control his badly behaved grandson.
The child screamed for sweets, biscuits, and other treats. Despite the child’s outbursts, the grandfather remained calm and composed, saying, “Easy, William, we won’t be long now… easy, boy.” After another outburst,…
A teenage boy was playing in his room on his computer when his grandfather came in and sat on the bed.
“I know you love your computer,” said the grandfather, “but you really should get out of the house more and experience life. After all, you’re eighteen now. When I was eighteen, I…
A grandmother takes her grandson to the beach
The boy was splashing in the shallows when a sudden riptide carried him out to sea. The grandmother frantically started screaming for help. "Someone help! My grandson! My grandson! He's drowning!" Without…
A boy turns to his grandfather and says “I bet you $20 I can put that earthworm back in the hole it just crawled from”
The grandfather laughs and says "the worm is much too wriggly and the hole is far too small, but sure, I'll take your bet". The boy runs inside the house and returns…