A woman was waiting to board a bus when she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg high enough to step onto the first step. Feeling a bit self-conscious,…
Category: Long
Beethoven died and they buried him near the church.
A while later, the town's drunkard is passing by the church, and he hears something eerie and melodic. It comes from Beethoven's grave. He leans closer, and the composer's 5th symphony is…
Dad shocked
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me…
[Long Joke] A dead body was found in the lake.
The police found a wallet with the body. They found that the wallet belonged to a certain Mr. Brown. But they were still not sure if the dead body was of Mr….
A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks!
A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks one afternoon, casually chatting about the proud achievements of their respective cultures over steaming lattes. The Greek leaned back with a smile…
Free Sex with Fill-Up!
A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Liam pulled in, filled his tank and asked…
[NSFW] A drunk and a priest
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a…
The Prime Minister is in his limo, passing through the country side.
All of a sudden his driver slams on the brakes. BOOM! The driver hit a huge pig that was coming out of the woods. The limo is badly damaged and won't start….
Boat Ramp Scam Alert!
Two very sexy looking blonde girls come over to your truck while you are getting the boat out of the water. They both start cleaning your boat with sponges and soapy water,…
A government official approached a pig farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answered: "Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around." Shocked, he said, "Sir, that is animal cruelty! I'll have to fine you $10,000!" The next…