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[NSFW] Sex On The Sabbath

Posted on July 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or pleasure. So he goes to a priest and asks for…

Paying Guest

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man, about 80, goes to his doctor for a checkup because he is planning to get married. After congratulations and a clean bill of health, the doctor asks about his fiancee….

Two men drinking in a bar

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two men were drinking in a bar. One of them was visibly getting drunker and louder, while the other one still seemed sober and in control. Suddenly, everyone in the bar could…

Where’s mommy?

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having An Affair. Then Her Father Calls. "Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle…

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day!

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside her. After following her for a while, he turned…

Linda was well over thirty, but still completely flat-chested.

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Despite her low self-esteem, she had dared to go out to a pub on a Saturday night. Suddenly, a handsome guy appeared next to her and asked: “Why do you look so…

Drinking buddies

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two friends were having their regular drink (or few). The first one says, "I don't know what to do. Every time after our drinks, I sneak into the house as quiet as…

A priest …

Posted on July 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

A priest wakes up at 5:00 am on a Sunday to write his sermon for the days church services. It is the first beautiful day after a week of rain. The priest…

George staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Henry.

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he…

A Boeing 777 was lumbering along at just under 500 mph.

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Boeing 777 was lumbering along at just under 500 mph at 33,000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2. The young F-16 pilot decided to show…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…

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