A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or pleasure. So he goes to a priest and asks for…
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Paying Guest
A man, about 80, goes to his doctor for a checkup because he is planning to get married. After congratulations and a clean bill of health, the doctor asks about his fiancee….
Two men drinking in a bar
Two men were drinking in a bar. One of them was visibly getting drunker and louder, while the other one still seemed sober and in control. Suddenly, everyone in the bar could…
Where’s mommy?
Daughter Accidentally Finds Her Mother Having An Affair. Then Her Father Calls. "Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle…
A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day!
A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside her. After following her for a while, he turned…
Linda was well over thirty, but still completely flat-chested.
Despite her low self-esteem, she had dared to go out to a pub on a Saturday night. Suddenly, a handsome guy appeared next to her and asked: “Why do you look so…
Drinking buddies
Two friends were having their regular drink (or few). The first one says, "I don't know what to do. Every time after our drinks, I sneak into the house as quiet as…
A priest …
A priest wakes up at 5:00 am on a Sunday to write his sermon for the days church services. It is the first beautiful day after a week of rain. The priest…
George staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Henry.
He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he…
A Boeing 777 was lumbering along at just under 500 mph.
A Boeing 777 was lumbering along at just under 500 mph at 33,000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2. The young F-16 pilot decided to show…