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Two hunters charter a hydroplane to take them out into the wilderness.

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Once they land, the pilot tells them, “Okay, be back here same time next week for me to pick you up.” The guys agree and depart on their trip. The week rolls…

A woman grants her mother’s unusual dying wish.

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

She specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island. A couple of days later, she realizes that pictures of her mother's left foot, taken in…

Stranded in an island with Gisele Bundchen

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A plane crashes into the ocean, and two of the survivors wash ashore a deserted island: one of them, a regular Joe; the other, Gisele Bundchen. First, they wait for help to…

Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….

Two men and one woman from different nations are stranded on an island

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Two men and and woman are stranded on an island. One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred … One…

Man sits down at the bar and orders…

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man sits down at a bar and orders some tequila. "3shots of tequila! 3! Trois!" says the Frenchman. He slams the 3 shots back in rapid order. Then yells "3 more…

It was five o’clock, and the shift at the coal mine was over

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

And right on schedule, here came Timmy, pushing a wheelbarrow with nothing in it but a single, taped-up cardboard box. The first day, the mine inspector stopped him. "What's in the box,…

Omar Epps moved nextdoor to Chris Hemsworth.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Initially they didn't talk much, but after a little time they started having family get-togethers. They became good friends for a while, even going so far as to have little decoration challenges…

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose girl.

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her…

The wrestler

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

So a wrestler makes his way up the circuit as he keeps beating his opponents. As he gets to the championship he realizes to win it all, he has to go up…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”

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