Once they land, the pilot tells them, “Okay, be back here same time next week for me to pick you up.” The guys agree and depart on their trip. The week rolls…
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A woman grants her mother’s unusual dying wish.
She specifically requested pictures of her right foot be sent to an address in Rhode Island. A couple of days later, she realizes that pictures of her mother's left foot, taken in…
Stranded in an island with Gisele Bundchen
A plane crashes into the ocean, and two of the survivors wash ashore a deserted island: one of them, a regular Joe; the other, Gisele Bundchen. First, they wait for help to…
Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop….
Two men and one woman from different nations are stranded on an island
Two men and and woman are stranded on an island. One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred … One…
Man sits down at the bar and orders…
A man sits down at a bar and orders some tequila. "3shots of tequila! 3! Trois!" says the Frenchman. He slams the 3 shots back in rapid order. Then yells "3 more…
It was five o’clock, and the shift at the coal mine was over
And right on schedule, here came Timmy, pushing a wheelbarrow with nothing in it but a single, taped-up cardboard box. The first day, the mine inspector stopped him. "What's in the box,…
Omar Epps moved nextdoor to Chris Hemsworth.
Initially they didn't talk much, but after a little time they started having family get-togethers. They became good friends for a while, even going so far as to have little decoration challenges…
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose girl.
The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her…
The wrestler
So a wrestler makes his way up the circuit as he keeps beating his opponents. As he gets to the championship he realizes to win it all, he has to go up…