One day, Pa found out that the hole under the outhouse was full. He went into the farmhouse and told Ma that he didn’t know what to do to empty the hole….
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Adam a new recruit
Adam, a fresh Navy recruit, was eager on his first day aboard the submarine. He reported to the officer, who sized him up and gave his first order. "Adam, I need you…
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was.
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny – but everyone else laughed, so clearly someone was wrong. My parents always…
A young family moved into the house next door to a vacant lot.
One day, a construction crew showed up to build a home on it. Their 5-year-old daughter was fascinated and spent every day watching the crew work. Eventually, the rough-and-ready workers adopted her…
An Irish man walks into a bar
He sits down and says “three Irish whiskeys please”. The bartender serves him the three Irish whiskeys as requested. A week later the same Irish man enters the bar and orders the…
The husband leans over and asks his wife…
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we made whoopee, over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern, you leaned against the back…
A couple in their nineties were both having memory problems.
During a check-up, the doctor said they were physically fine but might want to start writing things down to help with their forgetfulness. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man…
A man stops off at a bar after work
He'd had a long day and wanted a quick drink before going home. As he walks up to the bar, it dawns on him. He's in a gay bar! Not a problem,…
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I’d been shopping with my friends all day and figured he was upset I was running a bit late — but…
ARTI the hitman
A man walks into the pub and the barman looks at him and says "you okay John, you looked really pissed off?" "No" John replied "I've had a guts full of my…