The doctors pull the husband aside and say, "Your wife’s been unresponsive for months… but we’ve noticed something unusual. During sponge baths, her brain activity spikes whenever we clean… a certain area."…
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Teddy Bear Collection
A woman meets a fantastic man in a bar. They chat, get closer, and eventually leave the bar together. They go to his apartment, and as she looks around, she sees a…
A long time ago, in a quaint little village, there was a yearly tradition.
The people of the village, who were usually very polite and God-fearing, would, for one day, participate in a competition to see who was the best "swearer". Once a year, everyone gathered…
Financial Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father…
Got 1 Dollah ?
So a couple of Bruddahs are hunting pigs on Mauna Kea on the island of Hawaii. 1 guy says, Ho brah, I gotta take one poop. Otha guy says, Yeah me too….
Once there was a regional darts champion, who found that his darts flew with even greater accuracy after he’d had a drink or two.
Unfortunately, all of his local mates quickly learned to never wager against him, especially if he had been drinking. One night, he arrived at the pub to find a stranger standing on…
After having a few glasses of wine at lunch, two elderly women were driving home in a large car.
Being short, like many elderly women are, both of them could barely see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The light was red… but they drove…
One Sunday, while counting the offering, the Pastor of a small church noticed a pink envelope containing $1,000.
It happened again the next week… and again the next! Finally, curious, he watched the collection plate and spotted an elderly woman placing the pink envelope. Week after week, the same routine….
A dog owner is with his dog in a park
He says "Rex, how many ducks are in the pond?" Rex runs to the pond, comes back and barks 4 times. Some guy watching this goes to the pond and sees there's…
The longest joke I’ve ever heard
This has definitely been told before probably on this sub even, but here's my rendition of it: So there’s this group of 4 kids, they like exploring in the woods, and in…