Except this year, he’s taking his coworker, Lester. They make it to the deer lease property, the same one he’s gone to for the last 15 years, and he tells Lester to…
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Bill wakes up with a monster hangover.
He cracks open one eye and sees a glass of water and two aspirins on the bedside table. His clothes? Clean and pressed. The house? Spotless. He heads to the kitchen –…
An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile.
The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says, “Give me $10,000 cash or you'll be sorry you crossed me!” The old man replies, “Woah, wait…
An Australian, an American and a British man are on a golfcourse…
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing. 'Terribly sorry,' says the Brit but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe…
A loud pounding on the door awakened a man and his wife at 3 AM
The man got up and found a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push. “Not a chance,” said the husband. “It’s 3:00 in the morning!” He slammed the…
car accident
While driving, I swerved to avoid a dog, lost control, and fell into a ditch. As I crawled out, all dirty and scratched, a beautiful woman stopped her car and asked, “Are…
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they’re walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and…
A man wakes up one morning and farts. It sounds like “Honda!”
This puzzles him, so he does it again. "Honda!" He makes an appointment with his doctor to get that checked out. When he demonstrates for the doctor (Honda!) the doctor says "Don't…
A gnome, a leprechaun, and a dwarf walk into a bar…
The bartender grinned as they each climbed up on the bar and formed a line. "What is this?" He asked. "Some kind of joke?" The gnome jumped, slugged him on the chin,…
A businessman calls up and asks the housekeeper if he can talk to his wife.
"Señor, it breaks my heart to have to tell you this, but your wife is right now engaged in making passionate love with your best friend." "What?! They're doing what?! Listen, I…