A man with two buckets of fish was leaving Galveston beach when a game warden stopped him. The warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied,…
Category: Long
An old lighthouse keeper was nearing retirement and decided to hire a younger man to take over for him when the time came.
He invited the young man for a tour of the structure, a tall building sitting on an isolated island miles away from shore. The voyage to the lighthouse was a rough one…
A farmer has been farting a lot.
He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest. He says, "Father, I don't believe in this religious mumbo jumbo, but…
A man & his wife are flying…
A man & his wife are flying in a 4-engine jumbo jet to vacation in the Bahamas. Soon after they depart the captain comes on the intercom and says "Good day ladies…
A guy in a fancy restaurant starts throwing up
The waiter comes running to the table, asking what's wrong, but the customer, still gasping for air, just points at the large soup bowl on the table, and waves his hand as…
A soldier dies and goes to hell… (old one)
… because of the "Thou shalt not kill" thing. He's standing at the front desk before a bespectacled demon with a huge ledger. The demon runs a finger down the list, finds…
Politician dies and gets to chose between Heaven and Hell (it’s not that one)
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
Father John and Blossom
I've had this one for a couple decades now. I think it still works. A newly ordained priest was assigned to a quaint little town and he arrived on a nice sunny…
What’s your greatest need?
The president of Slobbovia was running for re-election and held a rally in the small town of Hicknia. He yelled to the crowd, "I am here for you! What is your greatest…
Two fish are in a tank…
One turns to the other, "How long do you think this war's gonna last? We've been trudging along the seabed in this damn thing for way too long." "Not much longer I…