Three tough cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night, bragging about how fearless and rugged they are. The first one says: "Just yesterday, I was walking along Dead Man’s Trail when…
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Two babies are born in the same hospital, at the exact same time
Two babies are born in the same hospital, at the exact same time. Room 203, side by side in their little incubators. Nurses say it was adorable—both boys, blinking up at the…
My favorite Soviet era joke:
Three Russian men were sent by their company to attend a convention in Moscow. All 3 shared a hotel room. Two of them cracked open a bottle of vodka, but the third…
Rural Indian kid Joke
A rural Indian kid goes to the city for a 3rd standard school interview, after someone notices his heaven sent talent for rote learning. The kid can't comprehend English, so the school…
You know you’re in a redneck church when…
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the…
Three reporters from three different TV stations go to do a story on a taxidermist.
Taxidermist traps them all in a room, and reveals that he's an escaped murderer, and the reporters made him look bad in a previous story. So the guy goes, "Ya'll made me…
A guy sees a sign in a bar window looking for a piano player.
So he goes in and says he'd like to try out. The owner tells him, "There's the piano. Let's hear what you got." The guy plays a haunting, soulful melody that is…
A newly married man goes to meet a priest at the local church.
He greets the priest and said, "Father, I need to talk to you." "Is it a confession, my son?" asked the priest. "No, Father." the man replied, "I need to clarify something."…
Fruits & Trees: Human Anatomy
A family of four were having a discussion about the human anatomy. Son: Dad, how many kind of boobs are there? Dad surprised says: Well son, a women goes through three phases….
A woman gets out of the shower and hears a knock at her door.
She wraps herself in a towel and goes to look through the peephole. At the door is Jake, a friend of her live-in boyfriend. She opens the door a crack and asks…