A guy is visiting Texas for the first time. Having just arrived after a long day of travel, he goes to the hotel restaurant for dinner. He orders a steak, and the…
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A rich man is dying, and makes a request of his wife…
"Honey, I want you to go to the bank and withdraw everything from my checking and saving accounts. All $5 million. Then take the cash, put it in a sack, and put…
A woman walks into a restaurant, sits down, and grabs a menu.
She opens it and sees the restaurant has only two items on their menu; a seared chicken breast with potatoes and asparagus, and a classic German bratwurst platter. The waiter comes to…
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes…
Hammerless Homocides
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge…
When God Created Canada
On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall…
A police officer pulls over a car driving at a snail’s pace on the highway.
When the officer walks up to the car, he sees the driver is an eighty-year-old woman with very thick glasses. "Ma'am, why are you driving so slowly on the highway?" he asks….
A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf, and a snail were playing cards around a table.
Suddenly, the bear let out a faint roar and said: “Guys, I’m hungry. Could someone go buy some candy, or whatever?” The moose shook his head and nodded towards the fox, who…
Another excruciating feghoot – the school bus driver
I read the recent "excruciating feghoot" joke and had to look up "feghoot". Right up my alley. 🙂 I searched for this joke (to avoid typing it in) and I only found…
A man is on vacation in Spain
And one evening he goes to a small restaurant near the bullfighting arena. He notices a couple at a nearby table being served a huge platter with two massive, delicious-looking meatballs. Curious,…