A newlywed couple had just finished having sex one evening in their home. Both happy, the woman told her husband she would be right back and went to the bathroom to freshen…
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Bob walks into the men’s bathroom at work and sees Phil, from Sales masturbating in the corner……
Before Bob can even say a word, the Boss walks in and yells: "Phil….What the hell do you think you're doing?!" "Hey Boss… It's just Physical Therapy my Dr. prescribed….gotta move my…
A Duck walks into a pub..
He hops on to the bar stool and says to the bartender “Pint please mate!” The barman looks at him in utter shock. “But you’re a duck how are you tal..” The…
The musical director of an orchestra became so annoyed
with his lead cellist for playing too fast that he smashed him over the head with the instrument, causing fatal injuries. At his subsequent trial, he was found guilty of murder and…
Little Billy nightly prayers
One night the dad was listening to little Billy say his nightly prayers " God Bless Momma, God Bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, bye-bye grandpa" Not thinking anything about it, he goes…
When Martin returned from a business vacation
He developed an itch in his pecker, a few days later the itching intensified and his pecker started turning purple. concerned about it he admitted to his doctor that he had been…
A Holy Man Visits the Desert
He gets to the outpost at the edge and is greeted by the shopkeeper. "If you are going to the desert my friend you will need supplies, food and water, a tent…
Two people were playing chess without a clock.
The player with the black pieces made a checkmate. The player with the white pieces says: "Hey, it was my turn to move!", the other one says: "No it was mine!". They…
An Irish girl fall in love with a Greek man
Her mother and father are not entirely happy with this, but they can see that the two are truly in love and want the best for them. Before the two go on…
Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian, was still a virgin.
On her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous, but her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophia. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of…