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A sticky situation.

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

A newlywed couple had just finished having sex one evening in their home. Both happy, the woman told her husband she would be right back and went to the bathroom to freshen…

Bob walks into the men’s bathroom at work and sees Phil, from Sales masturbating in the corner……

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Before Bob can even say a word, the Boss walks in and yells: "Phil….What the hell do you think you're doing?!" "Hey Boss… It's just Physical Therapy my Dr. prescribed….gotta move my…

A Duck walks into a pub..

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He hops on to the bar stool and says to the bartender “Pint please mate!” The barman looks at him in utter shock. “But you’re a duck how are you tal..” The…

The musical director of an orchestra became so annoyed

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

with his lead cellist for playing too fast that he smashed him over the head with the instrument, causing fatal injuries. At his subsequent trial, he was found guilty of murder and…

Little Billy nightly prayers

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

One night the dad was listening to little Billy say his nightly prayers " God Bless Momma, God Bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, bye-bye grandpa" Not thinking anything about it, he goes…

When Martin returned from a business vacation

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

He developed an itch in his pecker, a few days later the itching intensified and his pecker started turning purple. concerned about it he admitted to his doctor that he had been…

A Holy Man Visits the Desert

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

He gets to the outpost at the edge and is greeted by the shopkeeper. "If you are going to the desert my friend you will need supplies, food and water, a tent…

Two people were playing chess without a clock.

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

The player with the black pieces made a checkmate. The player with the white pieces says: "Hey, it was my turn to move!", the other one says: "No it was mine!". They…

An Irish girl fall in love with a Greek man

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Her mother and father are not entirely happy with this, but they can see that the two are truly in love and want the best for them. Before the two go on…

Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian, was still a virgin.

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

On her wedding night, while staying at her mother's house, she was nervous, but her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Sophia. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?

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