A small town countryman decides to go to the city. He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for…
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An older couple consult with a family doctor about their sex life
They ask the doctor if they can have sex in front of him, and see if there is anything wrong with their health or their performance. The old couple make love, in…
Lady with 3 vaginas
A lady visits her doctor and is asked to sit on his table and explain to him what the problem seems to be. The doctor is shocked when instead of just telling…
Maid to Order
Around the beginning of the 20th century, a society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "immediately". It seems she's having a dinner party that night and…
A homeless man finds an old lunchbox thermos in an alley, and a genie was somehow inside of it
The genie says that he can grant the man three wishes that are within his power. The man wishes for immortality, and the genie says it's beyond his power. So the man…
A Stoner finds a dirty old lantern and gives is a rub when suddenly a Genie appears out of the lantern.
The Stoner is surprised when the Genie thanks him for releasing him and says “I can grant you three wishes, what is your first wish”. The Stoner says “I wish me and…
Buck was having a tough time with his pig farm
His pigs just weren't breeding. One day, his friend Chucky stopped by. After a quick chat, Chucky recommended, "This natural breeding thing doesn't work anymore! You have to try artificial insemination on…
A traveller once visited a small village in the countryside.
At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied. The local…
The affair
I used to hide in my parents closet as a kid to jump out and scare the living crap outta my parents. So one day I was hiding in the closet and…
A Man Is Up In Court, Charged With Assaulting His Best Friend With A Hammer
As the judge reads out the details of the case, a voice from the back of the court shouts out ‘You lousy bastard!’ The judge calls for order and goes on to…