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Is it as good as yours?

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

A small town countryman decides to go to the city. He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for…

An older couple consult with a family doctor about their sex life

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

They ask the doctor if they can have sex in front of him, and see if there is anything wrong with their health or their performance. The old couple make love, in…

Lady with 3 vaginas

Posted on June 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

A lady visits her doctor and is asked to sit on his table and explain to him what the problem seems to be. The doctor is shocked when instead of just telling…

Maid to Order

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Around the beginning of the 20th century, a society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "immediately". It seems she's having a dinner party that night and…

A homeless man finds an old lunchbox thermos in an alley, and a genie was somehow inside of it

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The genie says that he can grant the man three wishes that are within his power. The man wishes for immortality, and the genie says it's beyond his power. So the man…

A Stoner finds a dirty old lantern and gives is a rub when suddenly a Genie appears out of the lantern.

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Stoner is surprised when the Genie thanks him for releasing him and says “I can grant you three wishes, what is your first wish”. The Stoner says “I wish me and…

Buck was having a tough time with his pig farm

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

His pigs just weren't breeding. One day, his friend Chucky stopped by. After a quick chat, Chucky recommended, "This natural breeding thing doesn't work anymore! You have to try artificial insemination on…

A traveller once visited a small village in the countryside.

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied. The local…

The affair

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

I used to hide in my parents closet as a kid to jump out and scare the living crap outta my parents. So one day I was hiding in the closet and…

A Man Is Up In Court, Charged With Assaulting His Best Friend With A Hammer

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

As the judge reads out the details of the case, a voice from the back of the court shouts out ‘You lousy bastard!’ The judge calls for order and goes on to…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south

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