The organizers invited all of the local food trucks and restaurants to come and serve speciality cold drinks. So, on one particularly hot day, a dad takes his son to see what…
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The police chief’s son is taking his final exam in the Police Academy.
The examiner, terrified of his father, asks him: "First question: What is 1 + 1?" "Eleven!" yells the rookie. "Well, the correct answer is 2, but there's a logic with which your…
Three wealthy brothers want to get the best birthday gifts for their elderly mother
The first brother says he's going to buy their mother a nice big house. The second brother says that he's gonna buy their mother an expensive sports car. The third brother tells…
Grandpa & Grandson
Grandpa was sitting on his porch smoking a long and nice cigar. The grandson sees him and asks: "Grandpa, can I have a puff of your cigar?" Grandpa then asks him: "Can…
An accountant was at a convention in Las Vegas.
He decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union house?" "No, I'm sorry, it isn't," she replied. "Well,…
The son of a Texas oilman
falls in love with a high-society girl from Boston, and after a short time, proposes marriage. As the oilman meets the girl's mother for the first time, it's obvious she's unimpressed. As…
A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 19 y/o daughter.
He wanted the party to be extravagant, but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the…
A prostitute was working late at night when she spotted a nervous looking man approaching her
He was a young looking man, dressed in business casual attire and shaking a bit. Still, the woman smiled at him. "Hey baby," she said as he approached her, "you look a…
3 men with different addictions died on the same day.
In heaven, Saint Peter asked what each person's vice was. Joe said "My vice was eating everything I saw!" The saint said: "You will spend 1000 years trapped in a room in…
Derek and Carla met while on a singles cruise and they fell head over heels in love.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Derek was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks,…