During an especially high-stakes game, a member of the group, Ron, lost $5,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table from a heart attack. Showing respect…
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Suzie Smith went to church
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months…
About neighbors and a rabbit
A nice family of mother, father, two kids and a pet rabbit live in a bourgeois suburb. Next to them lives a couple with a dog. It is a sweet dog, good…
Three men die and are standing before the gates of heaven
The angel at the gates tells them that none of them were bad people, but not virtuous either. Therefor, all he could offer them was reincarnation. But they could not reincarnate as…
Pete’s headache
The mayor of a local town calls his friend John who owns a factory. "Listen John, we all know that Pete in our town isn't the brightest lamp but it's a shame…
A husband and wife were married for 25 years.
They were famous for fighting constantly, and generally disliking each other. On their 26th wedding anniversary the husband had a heart attack and died. A few days later his widowed wife walked…
Holmes and Watson decide to go on a camping trip.
They hike for a few hours onto the moors. After finding a nice, secluded spot, they set up their tent, build a fire, and watch the sun set. After dining, their fire…
A pregnant woman is hit by a car….
She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming," Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!" The doctor replies, "Calm down, your babies are fine. You…
Three women convince their goofy husbands to go to clown college for a year.
The men go off, graduate, and return, and now the women are gossiping about it over tea. The first woman sets her tea down, sighs, and says, "It's horrible. Ever since my…
Three Logicians Part Deux
Three logicians enter a bar. Yes, again. The bartender asks, "Would you all like something to drink?". The first logician replies, "No," and the bartender wanders off. "How rude," the first logician…