Jack and Jill have grown up. They've graduated from uni, gotten married, and got a job at the same firm. One day, while going through the books and after much deliberation, their…
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There was a Redheaded man, a Bald Man and a Blonde man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redheaded man said, "You know, every day it's the same sandwich my wife makes me. I'm so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off…
A masochistic man fell for a sadistic woman
He loved her so much because every day she would haul off and punch him in the face. After 50 years of happiness, he contracted a fatal disease and was given two…
Three vampire brothers hold a competition..
The first brother who is the strongest. "Watch this," he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood. "What happened?!"…
One day a man was out fishing…
One day a man was out fishing, and hooked a really big fish. As he thought himself all alone he exclaimed “son of a bitch that’s a big fish!” However the man…
A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven
A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?" To which the man replies,…
The majority of the caloric intake in Blovaria is chicken.
It’s a staple of the Blovarian diet and deeply tied to the national culinary heritage. Tradition dictates that roosters cannot be eaten, only females. Most chicken dishes use a local searing technique…
A man went into a large department store.
He nervously walked up to the woman behind the counter of the ladies lingerie section, and with a soft voice, said to her, "Excuse me madam, I'd like to buy a bra…
Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night.
(Originally a Jordanian joke) Three drunk men are walking back home on a Thursday night. They get lost on their way and mistakenly take a wrong route. They enter a narrow alley…
A sailor was caught AWOL
as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer spied him and ordered the sailor to stop. Upon hearing the sailor's lame explanation for…