A guy goes into a sex shop looking to buy a sex doll. The salesman behind the counter goes through the various ranges, from quite cheap to ultra-high tech. The salesman shows…
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Vladimir Putin calls one of his generals.
He says, "I hear that our soldiers are having trouble grasping their weapons. Their gloves are too slippery. We need to give them better gloves. Gloves really good for grasping." The general…
Two Latvian workers came to Ireland to paint a house in the countryside.
They liked to have a drink before work, but didn't have a penny, so amid the house owner's absence they sold the paint, bought booze and began to have fun. Later, when…
John was telling his friend about his skydiving class.
John said he had gone through training and was in flight on a plane for the first jump. All his class mates had already jumped and besides the pilot, only he and…
The furniture salesman.
A furniture salesman is telling a mate about an amazing date he’d just been on, where neither he nor the date could speak a word of the other’s language. He told his…
Headstone problems
His wife having passed away a Yorkshireman went to the local monumental mason in order to acquire a suitable headstone in time for the funeral. The mason asked for suggestions regarding a…
A man is driving when he sees a hitchhiker on the side of the road
A man is driving in the early morning hours when he sees a hitchhiker at the side of the road, standing next to a suitcase, holding a bottle of rum. The driver…
A man and his wife excitedly visit Texas
They spend the day exploring the sights of San Antonio. After walking around the city, they sit down at a local diner and enjoy a delicious American meal of buffalo wings and…
Guy walks into a bar with his emotional support alligator
The bartender says they only allow service animals, not emotional support animals wearing a $25 yellow vest you can buy on Etsy. On top of that, it’s dangerous to others. So the…
A new neighbor moves into the largest house on the street.
John, The un-official "Head" of the neighborhood, goes over to great the new guy. "Hello there, friend, I'm John. What's your name?" He asks. "My name's Alex. Pleased to meet you, John."…