The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The man said, "Well, we took our clothes off and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped!" The priest said, "Rubbing against each…
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The…
A guy goes to the golf course to play as a single
The starter tells him there is another single so if it's ok he's going to pair them up. The two are really enjoying each other's company when the first golfer asks what…
A guy starts work at a bakery
He's handed his rota and his eyes lighten up: "Great, it's dinner-roll day!". The supervisor is puzzled to see such enthusiasm for so mundane a task as baking dinner rolls, but sure…
[Need help with] a tagline for a hypothetical company
Suppose a company (a hypothetical company making for my gf as a joke for anniversary) that provides boyfriend services. It's website provides services like 1 hr snuggle time with 10 kisses free…
A white female rabbit is on her way to New York and sees a brown male rabbit
"Am I hopping in the right direction to New York City?" the white rabbit asks. The brown rabbit replies "it'll cost you." So the two hop into the bushes, do what rabbits…
Microsoft CEO, Satya Nadella, walks into a coffee shop…
…and sees a young man feverishly working on his laptop. He walks over to the him and asks, "Whatchya workin' on, young man?" The young man looks up and says, "Welp, I'm…
In a certain town, they held an annual cow milking competition.
It was a practice going on for decades but then this one year they lacked proper organization. The event starts, the first guy goes in and milks the cow for 30 mins….
A man enters a craft chocolates shop and asks if they could make a chocolate model car for him.
“Sure, no problem.” “And can it look like the VW Beetle that my dad had?” “Nice idea, no problem at all.” “And can you make it so that the chocolate doors open…
Farmer Ted Has 3 Hens and 4 Cocks
The odds were stacked against Farmer Ted. Growing up in the grand old city of New York, Farmer Ted (well, at the time, just Ted) didn't know the damnest thing about farmin'….