The door opens, and an astonished elderly nun looks out. "Pardon me, Sister," says one, "but would you happen to have a nun living here who's about this high"? He holds his…
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Marvin was walking through the state fair looking at the rides and attractions when he saw a huge sign on a tent proclaiming, “Come see The Magnificent Bob”.
So he goes to the entrance, pays his two dollars, and goes inside. After about ten minutes, the act was to begin. Magnificent Bob came on stage wearing nothing but a bathrobe….
Bangkok STD
A man goes to Bangkok on a business trip. While he's there, he decides to sample the carnal pleasures. When he gets back home he notices there's something wrong with his male…
An elderly woman visited a produce store…
She requested 6kg of potatoes. The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied…
Nun returns to the convent after a round of golf and speaks to her Mother Superior.
Nun: Mother Superior. I have to confess that today I took the name of our Lord Jesus Christ in vain. Mother Superior: What happened my child? Nun: I was on target to…
A guy wanted a chaste woman and a virgin
A guy wanted a chaste woman and a virgin. So he went looking for one such. To test this, he would lower his pants and show his penis. Than he would ask:…
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on…
Shaggy God story
A grandmother wants to take her grandson to the beach. The child’s mother, is worried the old woman will not be attentive to the child…”please” the grandmother begs “I’ve even bought him…
A guy goes into a bar where he meets a pair of beautiful conjoined twins who are joined at the side. They hit it off and proceed to booze the night away.
Closing time comes around and they decide to take the party back to his house. He gets in the door and the twins immediately drop and one starts blowing him while the…
My wife went deer hunting for the first time.
She said I go every year and she wanted to see what was so great that I kept coming back to hunt, year after year. I taught her how to operate and…