The doctor considered his question for a moment, and then began to tell a story: “I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day, he…
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Bad luck Dave
There was a guy named Dave, whose life was just a long string of bad luck. Lost jobs, broken phones, every vending machine he touched ate his money. The guy even got…
Prayer
The husband tells the wife that he is going to a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you leave.” Husband…
The CIA advertises for an assassin and three applicants, Tom, Dick and Harry, are chosen for a final test
Tom is given a gun and taken to a door. “Inside this room,” the CIA agent says, “you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!” Tom replies, “You can’t…
The perch problem
Man walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for only $50. Standing next to the cage the man asks, "I wonder why he is so cheap?" "Because I am defective,"…
There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
An American legislator hosts a Russian legislator at his very nice, upscale home on a lake. The Russian is impressed and asks him how he affords this on a legislator's salary. The…
Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
guy goes to the doctor and says: “Doc, I’ve got a problem. I finish way too fast during sex. I can't enjoy it at all.” The doctor nods and says, “Okay… take…
Do the laundry
Once upon a time, there was a couple. They already had kids, so whenever they wanted to have sex, they used a codeword, "Laundry," to hide it from the kids. During a…
A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
The family gathered, but the couple's children were late and the mother-in-law complained aloud: "Ugh, your children, always late." Eventually, everyone sat down to eat, the mother-in-law insisted on sitting at the…
So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
They work for a while, and two cows come walking through the pasture beside the barn. The friend looks over and says, "Wow. Those are some fine looking animals. Where do they…