He makes it to the town square, and right there by the church door stands the pastor. The pastor says, — “Well now, Earl, haven’t seen you in church for a while.”…
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A farmer’s joke
A farmer walks into the local store and the shopkeeper greets him with "Hey Ed, why the sad look?" Ed shakes his head and says, "Some things, you just can't explain. This…
A scrawny little guy walks into the office of a lumber camp looking for a job.
Boss looks him over and says, "Get the hell out of here. Our axes weigh more than you do." The guy begs and pleads with the boss and says he can show…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
and orders a drink. While she's sitting there she notices a frog on a stool behind the bar. "What's up with that frog?" she asks the bartender. "Oh he eats pussy" the…
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money…
…said to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of…
Vicar’s Joke
One snowy Sunday a rural vicar walks to church, only to find that the main road is completely blocked by snow and none of his parishioners have been able to get through….
The Train
A woman who rented a second story apartment beside a railway line complained to her landlord for months about the rattling and shaking the trains caused as they passed. On the phone…
A principal of a small middle-school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick.
Though he was a rather stern disciplinarian and a bit of an old fuddy-duddy, he was not primarily concerned with issues of modesty and innocence. Rather, for some reason, when applying it…
one day I entered a vast and grand library — a world overflowing with knowledge and wisdom
As I stepped in, I felt lost in this universe of books; every direction pulled me toward a treasure of learning, and it felt like I had wandered into an endless labyrinth…
Blind man and blondes
(My son told me this joke. It’s a bit long) A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. He and the bartender have a nice, but…