And one evening he goes to a small restaurant near the bullfighting arena. He notices a couple at a nearby table being served a huge platter with two massive, delicious-looking meatballs. Curious,…
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Excruciating feghoot from a half-century ago
Three high-school buddies all grew up to be millionaires, but all quite differently. Henry Distay and Seth Worford jointly owned an elite department store. Bill Halstrong became a gangster known for pumping…
Omniscient computer
The businessman was trying to sell his 'omniscient computer' to a skeptical client. He challenged the man, “Ask anything of this computer and it will provide you with an accurate answer.” “OK,”…
The sandbox
Ethan and Susan are playing in the sandbox at recess. Ethan comes back from recess and the teacher asks Ethan "Ethan, what did you do in recess today?" "I played in the…
A woman’s dog came home one day in heat…
She was concerned about keeping it and her other dog separated, but she had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart. However, as she was drifting off to…
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?” The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches,…
A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group that’s playing incredibly slow.
They're waiting on every shot, and getting more and more angry as the group in front of them is playing all over the course. When the marshal finally drives by they unload…
3 men are sentenced to death.
All of them are scheduled to be executed on the same day. The first man walks in the room and is told he has a choice, hanging or the electric chair. The…
The AI man
A blonde city girl named Amy, marries a Colarado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy. “The insemination man is coming over…
Long ago and far away, in a remote shtetel…
A young shlemiel was having breakfast, but after having smeared goosefat on his bread, he accidentally jogged it with his elbow, and it fell to the floor. Miraculously, it landed goosefat side…