A family of four were having a discussion about the human anatomy. Son: Dad, how many kind of boobs are there? Dad surprised says: Well son, a women goes through three phases….
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A woman gets out of the shower and hears a knock at her door.
She wraps herself in a towel and goes to look through the peephole. At the door is Jake, a friend of her live-in boyfriend. She opens the door a crack and asks…
A man is at a bar, chatting with the bartender, when the topic of sex comes up.
This guy, drunk off his ass on Blue Moon beer, accidentally confesses that he is a pervert who likes to cum in other people's food without them knowing. He says he does…
The cat and the bird
A tree grew in the middle of a garden and on that tree was a branch with a leaf. A worm was looking at the leaf and thinking "if I wait just…
There was this old country fella ridin’ into town on his horse.
He makes it to the town square, and right there by the church door stands the pastor. The pastor says, — “Well now, Earl, haven’t seen you in church for a while.”…
A farmer’s joke
A farmer walks into the local store and the shopkeeper greets him with "Hey Ed, why the sad look?" Ed shakes his head and says, "Some things, you just can't explain. This…
A scrawny little guy walks into the office of a lumber camp looking for a job.
Boss looks him over and says, "Get the hell out of here. Our axes weigh more than you do." The guy begs and pleads with the boss and says he can show…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
and orders a drink. While she's sitting there she notices a frog on a stool behind the bar. "What's up with that frog?" she asks the bartender. "Oh he eats pussy" the…
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money…
…said to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of…
Vicar’s Joke
One snowy Sunday a rural vicar walks to church, only to find that the main road is completely blocked by snow and none of his parishioners have been able to get through….