Intrigued, he went inside and asked about the bird. "This vulture has incredible powers," the salesman explained. "Take it shopping anywhere, and you'll immediately get 90% off everything!" "Amazing! How much does…
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A Reporters Dream Interview
As a reporter, I was given a dream assignment. I would be the first reporter to interview the newly elected Pope Leo. When I was ushered into the Holy Father’s sitting room,…
Are My Testicles Black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"…
A new Navy recruit has his first day on the submarine… ( guys this is back )
He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post. "Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope." The recruit follows orders, and stands by…
On an RAF station in East Africa in the early 1930s…
The Station Commander somehow managed to get hold of a very elderly lion, nearly blind, with hardly a tooth in his head. He called it "Clarence", and with care and gentle management…
Experiment Gone Wrong
Scientists took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10. He says : 2,4,6,8,10 They put the left half back in and removed the right…
Old man getting a complete physical…
An old man went his Doctor and asked for a complete physical workup. Doc ran him through the tests and then handed him 3 specimen bottles. "The first two you can give…
A hunter went on a hunting trip to Tanzania.
He wanted to challenge himself by taking on the king of animals: a lion. After the first few days with no success the man decides to go to a known spot where…
An irascible old farmer named Hu…
…discovered one morning that his best rooster had flown into a tall tree beside his farm pond and wouldn’t come down, so he went to his neighbor, Wil, and asked for help….
A man has a terrible accident at work and is rushed into hospital with a severed penis.
Once he's out of danger the consultant urologist comes in to talk to the man about what happens next. "You'll be pleased to know that reconstructive surgery can do amazing things these…