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Irish intoxication

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

I loved it the first time and thought that a Repost was OK. This is from 14 years ago. (Has that been long enough for a repost?) From Ireland, where driving while…

A man goes into a bar.

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

He gets a drink, and spots a pretty woman further down the bar. He walks over and offers to buy her a drink. She accepts, and they spend the evening chatting. He…

So this guy who’s lived his whole life in the city begins to feel drawn towards the great outdoors by what he’s been seeing on TNN and other cable networks… (this one’s really long – but I like it)

Posted on August 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

Specifically, it's hunting that has him fascinated and after a couple years of watching every sort of hunting show he can find, every chance he gets, he decides that no matter what,…

An older gentleman man driving an old beat up truck gets into a fender bender with CEO’s Ferrari.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The CEO gets out of the car, examines the damage and decides to bully the old man. "Hey old geezer that damage is gonna cost $50k to fix. Either you give me…

A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon…

He wanted a bigger penis

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

A middle-aged man had sexual problems. But he knew what medicine was capable of, so he went to the doctor and explained his problem: “Doctor, my issue is that my dick is…

There’s a traveling salesman who loves to play poker. Every town he visits, he tries to find a game.

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

One night he's led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is a German Shepherd. The salesman is surprised to see a dog at a poker table, but…

An envious landlord sees how happy his tenants are.

Posted on August 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

So he evicts them all. Translation of Joke # 215 from The Philogelos (ancient greek jokebook, and the oldest surviving collection of jokes) Around 1500 years old I know this isn't really…

Deathbed joke for Cake Day

Posted on August 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's my 10th Cakeday, and I just saw an Olle and Lena joke that reminded me of one of my favorites: Olle was on his deathbed. The house was quiet, and he…

The pet centipede

Posted on August 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’m looking for a really unique pet, something no one else has.” The shopkeeper grins and says, “I’ve got just the thing,” and…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar

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