I loved it the first time and thought that a Repost was OK. This is from 14 years ago. (Has that been long enough for a repost?) From Ireland, where driving while…
Category: Long
A man goes into a bar.
He gets a drink, and spots a pretty woman further down the bar. He walks over and offers to buy her a drink. She accepts, and they spend the evening chatting. He…
So this guy who’s lived his whole life in the city begins to feel drawn towards the great outdoors by what he’s been seeing on TNN and other cable networks… (this one’s really long – but I like it)
Specifically, it's hunting that has him fascinated and after a couple years of watching every sort of hunting show he can find, every chance he gets, he decides that no matter what,…
An older gentleman man driving an old beat up truck gets into a fender bender with CEO’s Ferrari.
The CEO gets out of the car, examines the damage and decides to bully the old man. "Hey old geezer that damage is gonna cost $50k to fix. Either you give me…
A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon…
He wanted a bigger penis
A middle-aged man had sexual problems. But he knew what medicine was capable of, so he went to the doctor and explained his problem: “Doctor, my issue is that my dick is…
There’s a traveling salesman who loves to play poker. Every town he visits, he tries to find a game.
One night he's led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is a German Shepherd. The salesman is surprised to see a dog at a poker table, but…
An envious landlord sees how happy his tenants are.
So he evicts them all. Translation of Joke # 215 from The Philogelos (ancient greek jokebook, and the oldest surviving collection of jokes) Around 1500 years old I know this isn't really…
Deathbed joke for Cake Day
It's my 10th Cakeday, and I just saw an Olle and Lena joke that reminded me of one of my favorites: Olle was on his deathbed. The house was quiet, and he…
The pet centipede
A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’m looking for a really unique pet, something no one else has.” The shopkeeper grins and says, “I’ve got just the thing,” and…