Joe is working in his shop when suddenly he hears this booming, godlike voice in his head: “Joe, sell your business.” He shrugs it off, thinks he’s imagining things. But over the…
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After the band Toto split, the frontman chased his love of maintaining trains.
He gets sent to Cape Town, where the trains keep getting stuck in the yards. Thinking quick, he sticks two locomotives at the back to push them. Surprisingly, this works! In America,…
There is a special place
A stingy old man was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you when you die.” After much thought, he finally figured out how to take at…
The fragile memory
An elderly couple noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so…
The teacher asks the children in her third-grade class to give her a sentence using the word “fascinate.”
Mary raises her hand, stands up, and says, "My Mom and I went to the museum, and it was fascinating." "That's very nice, Mary," says the teacher. But you used 'fascinating.' Can…
Soviet military joke
Early XXth century. Russian civil war. A "reds" military commander has to write a regular report about his regiment daily activities, so he asks his aide: What should I do Pet'ka. If…
Betty’s busy in the kitchen preparing dinner when there’s a knock at the door.
Betty opens the door and there’s a stranger standing there in silence. “I’m really busy right now, and whatever you're selling, I'm not interested.” “Do you have a vagina?” WTF? Betty SLAMS…
Foo Bird
While visiting Australia, I heard people talking about the legendary Foo bird. I asked a local about it and he took me out in the bush near a great river, where a…
A CIA agent, an MI6 agent, and a KGB agent are walking through a forest..
They end up arguing about which service has the most skilled intelligence officers. As they argue, a little rabbit runs across the path in front of them. This gives them an idea…
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Indian man
meet innocently enough in the waiting room of the local maternity ward in the 1950s. While they are making small talk, a panicked nurse comes running and tells them that there has…