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Lorde is marketing her new album by showing off her vulva.

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I won't lie: It's a pretty cunning stunt.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Lorde joke:

Joke Poo: Elon Musk is unveiling the new Tesla CyberToilet by demonstrating its self-cleaning function… with himself.

I won’t lie: It’s a pretty crappy demo.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke:

Core Joke Structure:

  • Setup: Lorde is marketing her new album by showing off her vulva. (This is a deliberately outrageous and shocking premise.)
  • Punchline: I won’t lie: It’s a pretty cunning stunt. (The humor comes from the unexpected pun on "cunning" and the juxtaposition of a vulgar act with a clever strategy.)

Key Elements:

  • Lorde: A real-life singer-songwriter, known for her introspective lyrics and indie-pop sound.
  • Vulva: A stark and frankly, very attention-grabbing body part. Its mention is shocking and intentionally provocative.
  • Marketing: The act of promoting something, usually implying strategy and planning.
  • Cunning Stunt: A pun playing on the word "cunning" (meaning clever and skillful) and "stunt" (meaning a daring or spectacular performance). The pun creates the humour from the shock value created in the setup.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s leverage these elements to create some related humor. Here are a few options:

1. "Did You Know?" Amusing Fact:

"Did you know that the average vulva artistically depicted throughout history looks like a flower? However, when it is used to promote an album, it suddenly becomes a cunning marketing stunt…which actually raises some interesting questions about visual semiotics, doesn’t it?"

2. New Joke (Building on the Original):

"Lorde’s record label was initially hesitant about the vulva-centric marketing campaign. They said, ‘We’re worried about the exposure!’ Turns out, they didn’t have to worry…sales are peaking."

3. Witty Observation:

"You know, Lorde’s always been known for her deep, thoughtful lyrics. I guess she’s just taking a more… external approach to self-expression this time around. It’s definitely a hole new level of vulnerability."

Explanation of Why These Work:

  • "Did You Know?": The humour comes from contrasting high art and artistic beauty with a vulgar act to create a humorous dichotomy.
  • New Joke: This keeps the same core absurdity and uses a play on "exposure" (both in terms of sales and showing flesh) and "peaking."
  • Witty Observation: The wordplay ("external," "hole") creates a light and playful jab at the absurdity of the original setup.

By dissecting the elements of the initial joke, we were able to leverage those specific components to generate new, related humor that plays off the original’s shock value and ironic twist.

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