He says doc “I know this may sound weird but my penis just keeps growing and it’s getting awkward . It’s starting to hang out my pants and I keep tripping on it ? .. anything you can do help shorten it up ? “ The doc says yes there is …we can perform surgery but this will affect your wife as well … so I’d like to ask her what she thinks about this ? “The wife says “ can you just make his leg longer instead ? “
Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the urologist joke, titled “The Tail Wag”:
The Tail Wag
A farmer and his prize-winning sheepdog, Bess, visit the vet with a rather unusual problem.
The farmer explains, “Doc, I know this sounds daft, but Bess’s tail just won’t stop wagging! It’s getting out of hand. She’s knocking over lamps, stirring up dust devils in the yard, and bruising my shins something awful. Is there anything you can do to… tone it down, maybe even shorten it a bit?”
The vet considers this. “Well,” he says, “there is a surgical option. It’s a bit risky, and it might affect Bess’s overall… happiness. I’d like to get her opinion on this.”
He turns to Bess and, magically understanding her dog language, asks, “Bess, how do you feel about possibly having your tail altered?”
Bess, tail wagging furiously, looks at the farmer and then back at the vet, and replies (in perfectly understandable English), “Can you just make my legs longer instead? I’m tired of bumping my nose on the ground.”
Alright, let’s dive into this penile predicament!
Joke Dissection:
- Premise: A man presents a bizarre, embarrassing problem to his doctor: his penis keeps growing to an unmanageable length.
- Complication: The doctor reveals that a solution would affect the wife, adding a relationship dynamic.
- Punchline: The wife’s unexpected solution – lengthening the husband’s leg – subverts expectations. It’s funny because it’s illogical, highlighting the absurdity of the situation and the wife’s priorities (or perhaps her sharp wit!). It implies a preference for the status quo, no matter how ridiculous.
- Key Elements:
- Exaggeration: The penis’s size is ridiculously exaggerated.
- Embarrassment/Awkwardness: The man’s situation is intensely embarrassing.
- Marital Dynamics: The wife’s opinion is central to the decision.
- Subversion of Expectation: We expect a solution focused on the penis itself.
Comedic Enrichment:
Let’s focus on the aspect of exaggerated anatomy and awkward situations. Here’s a “Did You Know?” that leads to a joke:
Did You Know?
The blue whale penis averages between 8 and 10 feet long?
Here’s the joke:
A marine biologist is interviewing a very anxious young man for an assistant position.
Biologist: “So, you say you have experience dealing with large marine animals?”
Young man: “Oh, absolutely! I volunteered at the urology department for years!”
Biologist: “That’s impressive! And were there any particular challenges you faced?”
Young man: “Well, let’s just say one time I had to explain to a blue whale that his penis was NOT a complaint we could handle.”
Explanation of the New Joke’s Connection:
- It plays on the original joke’s theme of exaggerated penile size.
- It subverts the professional setting (urology) to create a ludicrous scenario.
- It shares the “awkward situation” element of the original, imagining the most uncomfortable patient interaction imaginable.
- The biologist’s calm demeanor only adds to the humor, as if this were a normal conversation topic.