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Martin Freeman and Mackenzie Crook are chatting, catching up on their lives after The Office.

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Mackenzie: But I think the most fun I ever had filming was for Pirates of the Caribbean.
Martin: Oh, I can imagine. Hanging out with Johhny Depp every day. Hanging out with Geoffrey Rush every day. Hanging out with Orlando Bloom every day.
Mackenzie: Not to mention Keira Knightley.

Joke Poo: Silicon Dreams

Bill Gates and Steve Wozniak are reminiscing about the early days of Apple in their retirement.

Bill: But I think the most fun I ever had in tech was actually with Microsoft. All those years.
Steve: Oh, I can imagine. Working with Steve Ballmer every day. Working with Paul Allen every day. Working with Bill Miller every day.
Bill: Not to mention Melinda.

Alright, let’s analyze this joke.

Key Elements:

  • Context: Martin Freeman and Mackenzie Crook, both known for their roles in “The Office” (UK version), are reminiscing about their careers.
  • Setup: Crook brings up “Pirates of the Caribbean,” which he starred in as Ragetti.
  • Freeman’s Assumption: Freeman assumes the appeal of the role was hanging out with the A-list stars: Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, and Orlando Bloom.
  • Punchline: Crook’s punchline is the more subtly, to him, much more appealing Keira Knightley.

Joke Type: This joke relies on the assumption about what’s appealing or valuable about working on a blockbuster movie. It’s a subversion of expectations, playing on the comedic potential of unspoken desires and assumptions about male priorities. It also uses a mild form of character reveal, portraying Crook’s character as someone who may value personal interaction over pure “star power” (or someone who’s just a bit…cheeky).

Enrichment and New Humor:

Here’s a new joke/witty observation building on the original, incorporating some factual “Pirates” trivia and playing with the characters’ personalities:

New Humor:

Martin Freeman is still ribbing Mackenzie Crook about his “Pirates” experience.

Martin: “So, seriously, Mackenzie, between battling Johnny Depp and sword fighting Orlando Bloom, which was the most creatively fulfilling?”

Mackenzie: “Neither, actually. Keira kept calling me ‘Raggy’ by accident, even between takes, and it was the first time anyone had ever called me ‘Raggy’ and it not be an insult.”

Martin: “…Right. Well, did you know they originally wanted Jim Broadbent for Ragetti but he thought it was too eye-rolley. Get it? Eye… patch.”

Mackenzie: “I did know that, actually. Keira told me. She knows all the gossip.”

Explanation of the New Humor:

  • We continue the running joke of Freeman’s assumptions about Crook’s priorities.
  • We inject some character-driven humor. Crook’s deadpan demeanor and slight social awkwardness are played up with the “Raggy” anecdote.
  • The “Broadbent” punchline plays on the physical attribute of Crook’s character (the eyepatch) and incorporates a factual bit of trivia about potential casting choices for the role. The fact Broadbent’s name is so similar to Freeman’s adds to the punchline.
  • The final line continues the initial joke that Keira is Mackenzie’s main interest.

This extended bit of humor builds on the original’s foundation, using both the character’s established personalities and some real-world information to create a more layered and (hopefully) funnier experience.

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