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Men lie about their height all the way through their lives; from their twenties…

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

until they're five-foot-ten feet under.

Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original:

Joke Poo: Politicians and Truth

Politicians bend the truth throughout their careers; from their campaign promises… until they’re six-feet under oath.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke.

Elements of the Original Joke:

  • Premise: Men are insecure about their height and consistently exaggerate it.
  • Punchline: Plays on the phrase “six feet under” (referring to burial) by twisting it to “five-foot-ten feet under,” highlighting the lie continuing even in death. It uses the double meaning of “feet” (measurement and body part).
  • Humor Type: Wordplay/Pun and Observational Humor (based on a common stereotype). It’s also slightly dark humor.

Analysis:

The joke is effective because it leverages a recognizable stereotype about male insecurity and delivers a clever punchline using a common idiom. The absurdity of lying about height even after death is what generates the laugh.

Now, let’s enrich it with some factual/interesting tidbits and create some new humor:

Tidbit 1: The Psychology of Height Studies have shown that taller individuals are often perceived as more authoritative, competent, and attractive. This perception can lead to real-world advantages in areas like career advancement and even romantic relationships.

New Joke Idea (Playing on the Career Angle):

Why do funeral directors always wear elevator shoes?

Because even six feet under, they want to be seen as someone who can really manage the up-and-coming in the industry.

Tidbit 2: Historical Height Trends

Historically, average height has varied considerably across different regions and time periods due to factors like nutrition and disease. For example, medieval Europeans were significantly shorter than modern Europeans.

Witty Observation (Playing on the historical context):

You know, back in the medieval ages, that “five-foot-ten feet under” joke wouldn’t have worked nearly as well. Everyone would be lying about being four-foot-ten!

Tidbit 3: The Tallest Man Ever

The tallest man ever recorded was Robert Wadlow, who reached a staggering 8 feet 11.1 inches (2.72 meters).

Amusing “Did You Know” (Adding a touch of the absurd):

Did you know that Robert Wadlow, the tallest man in recorded history, probably worried about his height LESS than most guys worried about being 5′ 8″? Imagine the complex he’d have if he were worried about being buried ‘Robert Wadlow feet under’!

New Joke Idea (Building on Robert Wadlow)

How do you bury the world’s tallest man, Robert Wadlow?

Very, very carefully… and at least nine feet under. Nobody wants to deal with a zombie that needs new custom-made shoes.

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