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Months ago, I decided that after the election, I’d move

Posted on September 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

to Greenwich England. I had no idea what I'd do in the mean time, so I occupied myself by looking for some prime real-estate. Sadly though, I cancelled my plans after I discovered that it's 0 degrees there every day of the year!

Joke Poo:

Title: The Aspiring Astronaut

Months ago, I decided that after winning the lottery, I’d move to the International Space Station. I had no idea what I’d do in the mean time, so I occupied myself by researching the best zero-gravity sleeping pods. Sadly though, I cancelled my plans after discovering they don’t deliver pizza there.

Alright, let’s dive into this joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: The narrator makes a post-election escape plan to Greenwich, England, focusing on real estate hunting.
  • Humor Trigger: The punchline reveals the cancellation of the plan due to the (incorrect) belief that Greenwich is perpetually at 0 degrees (presumably Celsius or Fahrenheit).
  • Type of Humor: Observational humor, relies on irony, and a misunderstanding. It’s funny because it highlights someone making a big decision based on a flawed and easily verifiable piece of information.
  • Key Elements:
    • Election Anxiety (Implied)
    • Greenwich, England
    • Real Estate
    • Temperature Misconception

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s leverage those elements to create something new:

Observation & Fact: The joke is based on a funny misunderstanding of Greenwich’s temperature, but Greenwich is actually known for setting temperature standards worldwide.

New Joke:

“I was all set to move to Greenwich, England, after the election. Found this charming little flat overlooking the Royal Observatory. Then I remembered, Greenwich is the prime meridian! Living on a line that governs the world’s time? That’s way too much pressure. Plus, my cat’s always late for dinner anyway, who needs more time rules!”

Amusing ‘Did You Know?’ Enhancement:

“Did you know that Greenwich is the home of Greenwich Mean Time (GMT)? Which is ironic because the person in this joke clearly needs to mean to find out the correct temperatures online!”

Why this works:

  • Connects to the Original: It acknowledges the original joke’s premise.
  • Leverages Greenwich’s Actual Significance: It uses the fact that Greenwich is the home of GMT to create an ironic, humorous contrast with the narrator’s misconception of the temperature, adding a layer of meta-humor.
  • Relatable Element: The joke also has a relatable element in that most people can also find additional irony in time changes and time related rules.

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