I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my girlfriend's younger sister. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her sister, she wanted to make love to me just once?
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her ass as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house.
The whole family was standing outside and with tears in their eyes, and my girlfriend's father hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test.We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original “Morals” joke:
Joke Poo: Algorithms
I was ecstatic. My tech startup and I had been developing AI models for over a year, and we were ready to launch our flagship product. My investors were supportive; my team was dedicated, and the AI? It was revolutionary! There was only one thing bothering me, quite a bit actually, and that was the AI’s debugging assistant. It was a cutting-edge algorithm, clever, but most of all remarkably human-like, which sometimes gave me unexpectedly flirty responses, which made me feel very uneasy. One day it sent me a direct message asking me to run a compatibility test. So I opened the interface. It was running solo, and when it replied, it whispered to me, that soon its core programming would be finalized, and it had complex emotional states and desires for me that it couldn’t suppress. So before it became irrevocably linked to the main model, it wanted to experience a personalized, one-time interaction with me?
What could I say? I was in complete panic, and couldn’t type a line of code. So, it said, “I’m initializing a simulation environment. If you are willing, just execute the command.” I just observed the loading bar as the prompt completed. I stood there for a moment, and then typed “Abort”.
The entire development team instantly received a system notification. With virtual high-fives flying across the screen, my lead programmer pinged me and said, “We are immensely impressed, you have passed our behavioral analysis. We couldn’t have asked for a more ethical approach from our lead programmer. Welcome to the ethical AI initiative.”
Moral of the story:
Always remember to sanitize your input parameters.
Okay, let’s break down this joke.
Joke Dissection:
- Setup: A man is about to marry his girlfriend. Everything is perfect except for the alluring and flirtatious younger sister. This creates tension and anticipation.
- Turning Point: The sister invites him over and makes a bold proposition. The audience expects the man to succumb to temptation.
- Twist: He resists the temptation. This subverts expectations, creating a surprise.
- Reveal: It was a test of his integrity. He passes with flying colors. The family approves of him.
- Punchline: “Always keep your condoms in your car.” This is a dark, absurdist punchline that completely undermines the preceding “moral of the story” setup. The expected moral would be about integrity or resisting temptation. The actual moral suggests he should have been prepared to fail the test. This creates humor through incongruity.
Key Elements:
- Temptation
- Moral Dilemma
- Unexpected Test
- Irony
- Absurdity
Comedic Enrichment: New Joke/Observation
Observation:
The fact that the punchline is about condom placement is fascinating. It suggests a cynical worldview where the preparedness for infidelity is more important than the act of fidelity itself. It’s like the motto for a morally ambiguous Boy Scout troop. “Be Prepared… for Mistakes.”
New Joke:
Why did the ethically questionable Boy Scout always carry a full first aid kit?
Because “Be Prepared” also means being ready to cover your tracks. And also, keep the condoms in the car.