The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge…
Category: Mother-in-law
No divorce is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight 50:50
between the ex-wife and the ex-mother-in-law. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Potty Parity No clogged toilet is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight…
Ordering soup in a restaurant
A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down. He’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, “Waiter, come taste the soup.” Waiter says, “Is something wrong…
A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husband’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told him they couldn’t graft any skin from his own body because he was too skinny. His wife lovingly offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only…
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
And noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable…
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first…
Three weeks after the wedding the wife is calling her mom sobbing over the phone.
“Mom, I don’t know what to do. We just had a huge fight.” “It’s perfectly normal, honey. All newlywed couples go through something like this. You just need to admit to your…
Bill wakes up with a monster hangover.
He cracks open one eye and sees a glass of water and two aspirins on the bedside table. His clothes? Clean and pressed. The house? Spotless. He heads to the kitchen –…
A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
The family gathered, but the couple's children were late and the mother-in-law complained aloud: "Ugh, your children, always late." Eventually, everyone sat down to eat, the mother-in-law insisted on sitting at the…