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My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the edge of the earth to prove it was flat

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

In the end he came around.

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the flat-earther joke:

Title: Joke Poo

My dog, convinced the backyard was a vast, boundless desert, decided to bury his bone to prove it went on forever.

In the end, he dug it.

Alright, let’s dissect this “flat-earther walks to the edge” joke!

Key Elements:

  • Flat-Earther Belief: The foundation is the belief in a flat Earth, a demonstrably false and often ridiculed concept.
  • Literal Interpretation: Taking the flat-Earth idea literally and physically walking to the supposed “edge.”
  • Pun/Wordplay: The punchline relies on the double meaning of “came around.” It suggests both a change in belief (admitting the Earth is round) and the literal action of walking around the globe.
  • Irony: The attempt to disprove roundness ironically proves it through the act of circumnavigation.

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, now for some fun. Let’s use the core elements to create a new joke and a “Did You Know?” fact that piggybacks off the original:

New Joke:

Why did the flat-earther refuse to use GPS on his trip to the edge of the world?

Because he was afraid it would steer him round the bend!

“Did You Know?” Fact (with a twist):

Did you know that while the idea of a flat Earth is often considered a modern phenomenon, ancient civilizations like the Babylonians and Egyptians also had flat-Earth cosmologies? However, unlike some modern flat-Earthers, they weren’t trying to sell you anything, just lacked the scientific equipment to see that the Earth is not actually flat!

If you were to walk around the Earth, near the equator, you’d travel about 40,075 kilometers, or roughly 24,901 miles.

Explanation of Choices:

  • New Joke: This plays on the paranoia often associated with conspiracy theories (which flat-Earth belief often is). “Round the bend” is a common phrase for going crazy, and GPS being a means of getting “around”
  • “Did You Know?” Fact: This provides some historical context to the flat-Earth belief, which gives more depth to the punchline from the original joke.

Hopefully this joke dissection and comedic enrichment is helpful. If you would like, please provide another joke that I can analyze!

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