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My GGGrandmas joke

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

So back in the day my great great grandmother worked at one of the small towns being settled out on the Great lakes, back then they'd get shipments of food and other goods from small sail boats. These boats would come in rotations, so my GGGrandmother figured that by seeing what sloop was coming in you could guess what food they'd have on board, and therefore what they would have for lunch that day. Her favorite was boat 22, which carried grain and chicken, it wasn't her favorite because of the food, but because whenever some asked that day what boat was coming in she could say, "The sloop of the day is the chicken noodle sloop"

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your Great-Great Grandmother’s joke, titled "The Compost Crew":

Joke Poo: The Compost Crew

My eccentric uncle, Bartholomew, volunteered at the local community garden. He was obsessed with composting, and the garden had a rotating schedule of different compost bins, each with its own unique mix of materials – veggie scraps, coffee grounds, leaves, etc. Bartholomew, being Bartholomew, believed he could predict what the garden volunteers would be planting on any given day by identifying which compost bin was being "turned" that morning. His favorite was Bin #7, the one brimming with coffee grounds and aged citrus peels. Not because of the soil enriching, but because whenever someone asked what bin was up for turning, he’d gleefully announce, "The scoop of the day is the mocha compost scoop!"

Alright, let’s dissect this "chicken noodle sloop" joke and see what comedic gems we can unearth.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: A great-great-grandmother in a Great Lakes settlement deduces the day’s lunch options based on the arriving sloop (small sailboat).
  • Punchline: Wordplay! She can say, "The sloop of the day is the chicken noodle sloop," which is a pun combining "sloop" with "soup" in the classic "chicken noodle soup" phrase.
  • Humor Type: Pun-based humor, with a touch of historical/regional charm. The setup is long and relies on a somewhat obscure historical context to create the eventual pun payoff. The humor derives from the unexpected connection between a sailing vessel and a popular comfort food.

Key Elements for Enrichment:

  • Sloops: These were indeed common sailing vessels on the Great Lakes.
  • Great Lakes Settlements: Early settlements often relied on water transport for supplies.
  • Chicken Noodle Soup: A universally known and comforting dish.
  • Puns: The core mechanism of the joke.

Comedic Enrichment (Option 1: Witty Observation)

Did you know that early Great Lakes settlers probably didn’t have the luxury of Campbell’s "Chicken Noodle Soup" in a can? They were more likely making it from scratch… which means GGGrandma was either a culinary genius divining the exact combination of ingredients or she was really just hoping for chicken and noodles. Either way, her dedication to a good pun deserves our respect… even if her accuracy rate on predicting the "sloop of the day" was as low as a sunken schooner.

Comedic Enrichment (Option 2: New Joke Variation)

Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the Great Lakes sloop?

Because he heard it was all about high seas-oning! (Plays on "seas," "seasoning," and the potential ingredients the sloop was carrying)

Comedic Enrichment (Option 3: Amusing "Did You Know?")

Did you know that some linguists believe the word "soup" is related to the Proto-Germanic word "sup-" meaning "to sip"? So, if GGGrandma had predicted "The schooner of the day is the sipping-chickening-noodling-boat," she would have been technically* correct… and infinitely less funny. Good thing she stuck with the pun!

Explanation of Choices:

  • Option 1 plays on the historical context of the original joke, highlighting the contrast between modern convenience and the realities of early settlement life. It also adds a self-deprecating element about the pun’s quality, acknowledging that even a bad pun can be charming.
  • Option 2 provides a more straightforward pun-based joke that’s quicker and easier to understand. It shifts the focus from GGGrandma to a more generic sailor.
  • Option 3 uses a "did you know" format to present an interesting linguistic fact and contrast it with the joke’s premise, humorously implying the original pun was the best possible outcome. It also emphasizes the importance of brevity and humor in a joke.

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