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My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Right before we started, a guy came out of the closet and started beating the shit out of me.

Okay, here’s a new joke based on the original, titled “Joke Poo”:

Joke Poo: My Landlord Asked Me to Roleplay

My landlord asked me to roleplay as a successful, rent-paying tenant, so I said okay. Right before we started, he pulled out a stack of eviction notices and said, “Surprise! You’re now being evicted for being so ridiculously unbelievable.”

Alright, let’s dissect this comedic gem.

Elements:

  • Setup: Girlfriend requests roleplay of a cheater scenario. This implies intimacy and consensual play-acting.
  • Misdirection: The expectation is a typical roleplay scenario with jealousy, arguments, or perhaps even some playful consequences.
  • Punchline: A real angry individual (presumably the “girlfriend’s” actual romantic partner, or even her father/brother) emerges from the closet and physically attacks the protagonist. This completely subverts expectations by injecting unplanned, real-world violence into the fantasy scenario.
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the extreme, unexpected twist, the violation of consent (in a darkly comedic way), and the protagonist’s sudden and brutal realization that the situation is far more real than he anticipated. It also touches on themes of infidelity and the inherent dangers of trust.

Now, let’s use those elements to create some comedic enrichment:

Option 1: A new joke built on the same premise:

My therapist suggested I engage in more “vulnerable” activities. So, I told my wife I was “roleplaying” a tax cheat… Turns out the IRS was more dedicated to method acting than I thought.

(Rationale: Similar to the original, the setup suggests a safe, controlled activity. The punchline introduces a real authority figure, adding a layer of absurd escalation. The “method acting” line satirizes bureaucratic excess.)

Option 2: A witty observation relating to infidelity and roleplay:

Did you know that the term “role-playing” originated from psychological studies in the early 20th century, used to understand social behavior? Little did they know, it would evolve into a way to potentially end a social interaction very, very quickly. Especially if someone interprets your “method acting” as actual infidelity. They should have called it “role gambling“.

(Rationale: The ‘did you know’ provides a factual origin for the term. The observation then ties this innocuous beginning to the dangerous potential for misinterpretation in the original joke, highlighting the irony of the situation.)

Option 3: Amusing ‘Did You Know’ enhanced with the joke’s themes:

Did you know: The average person spends approximately 1,776 hours a year sleeping. That’s roughly the same amount of time someone trying to roleplay “infidelity” spends unconscious after their partner’s secret lover/protective relative decides to “improvise” the ending. Coincidence? I think not.

(Rationale: This “did you know” starts with a random, innocuous fact. The rest of the text serves to twist the punchline of the original joke and make a humorous association.)

The key to making these enhancements funny is to build on the core elements of surprise, reversal, and the unexpected clash between fantasy and reality that made the original joke work.

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