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My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

Went out. Had a few drinks, nice guy. He's a web designer.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the spider joke:

Joke Poo: My Landlord’s Request

My landlord told me to kindly relocate the family of raccoons instead of calling pest control.

Went out. Had a late-night dumpster dive, shared some leftover pizza, and learned their names. They’re surprisingly good at negotiating lease terms.

Okay, let’s dissect this joke!

Key Elements of the Original Joke:

  1. Premise: The girlfriend’s request implies a humane approach to dealing with a spider, avoiding violence.
  2. Twist/Subversion: The narrator interprets "take the spider out" literally as a social invitation, not a pest control task.
  3. Punchline: The spider is anthropomorphized, given a job (web designer – pun intended) and becomes a companion for drinks, further solidifying the absurdity.
  4. Humor Source: The humor stems from the unexpected interpretation, the contrast between expectation (killing the spider) and reality (a friendly outing), and the pun about the spider’s profession.

Analysis of Elements & Related Facts/Insights:

  • Spiders and Web Design: The joke cleverly uses the connection between spiders and webs to create the "web designer" punchline. Fun fact: Spider silk is incredibly strong and lightweight. Some scientists are even studying spider silk to create stronger, more flexible materials for various applications, including… you guessed it, better websites.
  • Anthropomorphism: Giving human qualities to animals is a classic comedic trope. Consider the history of cartoon animals (Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, etc.). Spiders, however, are often seen as creepy or scary, so anthropomorphizing them creates an even greater humorous contrast. Did you know that some cultures actually revere spiders? In parts of Africa, spiders are seen as symbols of wisdom and creativity.
  • "Taking someone out": The double meaning of this phrase is essential to the joke. This phrase’s usage is fairly modern, and it shows how phrases can come to take on different meanings over time. For example, "that’s groovy" used to mean something entirely different!
  • The Girlfriend’s Request: Her instruction is a setup for the joke, and the girlfriend is notably absent from the action. She sets the expectation. In comedy, the "straight man" is vital.

New Piece of Humor (Witty Observation):

"My girlfriend wanted me to ‘take out’ the spider. Guess she’s jealous. This guy’s got eight legs, can build his own house, and his web design skills are leagues ahead of mine. All I get is ‘can you reach that jar on the top shelf?’"

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