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My girlfriend used to punch me in the face when she had an orgasm.

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

I didn't mind much until I found out she was faking them.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Doggy Disappointment":

Joke Poo: Doggy Disappointment

My dog used to lick my face enthusiastically whenever I gave him a treat. I actually found it quite endearing, until I realized he only did it when I gave him the cheap, artificially flavored ones.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then inject some comedic rocket fuel into it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: The joke establishes a bizarre and violent sexual dynamic – the girlfriend punches the boyfriend in the face during orgasms. This immediately creates an incongruity, as orgasms are generally associated with pleasure, not assault.
  • Twist: The punchline reveals the girlfriend was faking the orgasms. This escalates the incongruity. The reader initially assumes the boyfriend tolerated the punching because it was linked to genuine pleasure, but now it’s just…unprovoked violence. The tolerance becomes absurd.
  • Humor: The humor derives from the unexpected revelation, the absurdity of the boyfriend’s tolerance, and the shift in perspective on the violence. It relies on subverting expectations about relationships and sexual behavior.

Key Elements & Related Facts/Trivia:

  • Orgasms: Scientifically, orgasms are complex neurophysiological events involving the release of hormones like dopamine and oxytocin. Interestingly, studies have shown some people experience spontaneous orgasms without any external stimulation. Now that’s dedication to faking it!
  • Faking Orgasms: Research suggests a significant percentage of people admit to faking orgasms. Reasons range from insecurity and a desire to please their partner to avoiding uncomfortable conversations. There’s even a whole internet subculture dedicated to detecting faked orgasms!
  • Domestic Violence (Implied): The joke plays with the concept of violence in relationships, albeit in a darkly comedic way. However, domestic violence is obviously a serious issue and not inherently funny. We’ll tread carefully. The average man is much bigger and stronger than the average woman.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s use this to create a new, hopefully humorous, observation/joke:

Observation:

"You know, faking an orgasm is like faking a yawn. Eventually, you convince yourself you’re actually tired…or, in the first case, convinced someone deserves a punch in the face."

New Joke (Playing on Expectations):

My girlfriend used to punch me in the face during orgasms. I told her to stop, but she said it helped her focus. Then she started bringing boxing gloves. Turns out, she wasn’t faking them; she was just really into performance art with a hyper realistic role playing.

New "Did You Know?"

"Did you know that some researchers believe orgasms evolved to reduce stress and improve bonding? So, maybe the punching girlfriend was actually trying to help her boyfriend manage his anxiety… in a very misguided and unconventional way!"

Comedic Commentary on the Original Joke:

"The real question is, what’s more concerning? The fact that she’s punching him, or that he put up with it believing they were real? It’s like Stockholm Syndrome, but with more pleasure and less hostage negotiation."

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