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My mate rang me last night

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

My mate rang me last night to tell me he failed his first exam in Aboriginal music. "That's a shame" I said, "Didja redo it?"

Okay, here’s a joke based on the original, with a “Poo” related twist, titled “Joke Poo”:

Title: Joke Poo

My plumber rang me last night to tell me he failed his first inspection of a new septic system. “That’s a shame,” I said, “Didja re-do it?”

He groaned, “Yeah, but it still came out…bogus!”

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then see if we can’t whip up something new based on its comedic ingredients.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: The humor comes from the misinterpretation of “Didgeridoo it?” (the question) sounding phonetically identical to “Didja redo it?” (meaning “Did you redo it?”).
  • Key Elements:
    • Pun/Homophone: The central mechanism is a pun based on homophones.
    • Aboriginal Music: The context of Aboriginal music, specifically the Didgeridoo, is essential.
    • Exam Failure: The setup involves someone failing an exam, creating a relatable (and potentially embarrassing) situation.
    • Wordplay: The exchange relies on the listener’s quick recognition of the double meaning.

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, let’s use some of these elements to generate something new. How about a “Did You Know?” fact combined with a slightly absurdist observation:

New Humor Piece:

Did you know? The Didgeridoo’s circular breathing technique, perfected by Aboriginal musicians over millennia, is so intense it burns roughly 1,500 calories an hour. That’s why the examiner in the “Aboriginal Music” exam had a strict rule: anyone caught using it as a weight loss strategy instead of answering the questions immediately got an F. Also, he needed to keep the supply of didgeridoos available so students could “Didgeridoo it?” the right way.

Explanation:

  • “Did You Know?” Hook: Starts with a factual-sounding (but somewhat embellished) factoid about the Didgeridoo. Circular breathing is real and complex, so it’s plausible (enough).
  • Absurd Twist: The “weight loss strategy” is the unexpected element that introduces humor. Exams are a stressful time!
  • Tie Back to the Original: The ending loops back to the core pun of “Didgeridoo it?”, grounding it in the original joke’s context.

It is a slightly different kind of laugh, not laugh out loud but it draws on the same pun.

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