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My non-binary friend is pregnant and they’re having a gender reveal party next week.

Posted on July 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

I can’t wait to find out if they’re gonna be a mummy or a daddy.

Joke Poo:

Original Joke: My non-binary friend is pregnant and they’re having a gender reveal party next week. I can’t wait to find out if they’re gonna be a mummy or a daddy.

Joke Poo: My vegan friend is getting a new puppy and having a “breed reveal” party next week. I can’t wait to find out if it’s gonna be a leafy boy or a grassy girl.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then birth some new comedic material from its DNA.

Joke Analysis:

  • Core Setup: The joke hinges on the premise of a non-binary person being pregnant and planning a gender reveal party. This immediately sets up a juxtaposition between traditional gender reveal parties (which emphasize binary gender) and a non-binary identity.
  • Punchline: The punchline cleverly sidesteps the expected “boy or girl” reveal and introduces “mummy or daddy.” This is humorous because:
    • It acknowledges the non-binary identity of the parent-to-be.
    • It plays on the terms of parental roles, which are traditionally gendered.
    • It’s unexpected and a bit absurd.

Key Elements to Play With:

  • Gender Reveal Parties: Their inherent focus on the gender binary.
  • Non-Binary Identity: The spectrum of gender identities beyond male and female.
  • Parental Roles (Mummy/Daddy): How these terms are socially constructed and often linked to gender.
  • Pregnancy/Childbirth: The biological realities and societal expectations surrounding them.

New Humorous Material:

1. The “Did You Know?” Observation:

“Did you know that the original purpose of ‘gender reveal’ parties was actually to reveal the sex of the baby, biologically speaking? Now that we have non-binary parents, it makes about as much sense as revealing whether your new puppy is going to be a husky or a corgi based on how fluffy it looks.”

2. The Alt-Punchline Joke:

“My non-binary friend is pregnant and they’re having a gender reveal party next week. I’m bringing a spectrophotometer. We’re finally going to determine the precise shade of genderlessness that child possesses.”

3. Witty Observation/Anecdote:

“I went to a gender reveal party for my enby friends. Instead of pink or blue, they had people pop balloons filled with… taxonomic classifications. The reveal was ‘Mammalia, Primates, Hominidae, Homo sapiens’. Very inclusive. Confused the hell out of my cousin, though.”

4. Self-Deprecating Humor:

“As a cisgender person, I’m basically useless at a gender reveal for a non-binary friend. I keep accidentally asking, ‘So, is it going to prefer onesies or hoodies?’ Clearly, I need to get out more.”

Explanation of the New Material:

  • Did You Know: This plays on the absurdity of trying to apply a binary concept to a non-binary situation.
  • Alt-Punchline: Exaggerates the concept of gender being complex and spectrum-based to the point of scientific absurdity.
  • Witty Observation/Anecdote: This highlights the creativity that can come from embracing inclusivity. It is also a little satirical.
  • Self-Deprecating Humor: Aims to connect with the audience by acknowledging the common experience of navigating new social norms and language.

Hopefully, this comedic analysis and generation of new material has been enlightening and, perhaps, even a little funny!

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