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My over weight friend had a heart attack while he orgasmed….

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

People said he had it coming.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke, aiming for a similar structure and surprising twist:

Joke Poo: The Archaeological Dig

Our team of archaeologists discovered a perfectly preserved, 5,000-year-old mummy… just as the intern, Kevin, sneezed directly into its open mouth.

People said it was a real ancient burial ground.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: An overweight friend suffers a heart attack during orgasm.
  • Punchline: “People said he had it coming.”
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor derives from the double entendre. “Having it coming” can refer to the natural consequence of unhealthy lifestyle choices leading to a heart attack, OR it can refer to reaching orgasm. The joke exploits the ambiguity for dark, slightly morbid humor.
  • Key Elements: Overweight person, heart attack, orgasm, double entendre (“having it coming”).
  • Humor Type: Dark humor, morbid humor, possibly observational humor (commenting on perceived justice or inevitability).

Enrichment Attempt:

Let’s focus on the connection between orgasm and heart health. A new joke, incorporating a factual element:

The Original Joke:

My over weight friend had a heart attack while he orgasmed….

People said he had it coming.

Enhanced Humor:

My overweight friend had a heart attack while he orgasmed. People said he had it coming… which is ironic, because studies show that regular orgasms, while generally good for you, only marginally offset the increased cardiovascular risk of carrying an extra 100 pounds and eating bacon three times a day. He should have aimed for slightly less enthusiasm and slightly more kale.

Explanation of Enhancement:

  • Factual Element: The enhanced version introduces the (somewhat simplified) reality that orgasms can have a positive impact on cardiovascular health. This counterpoints the joke’s dark humor.
  • Increased Word Play: By clarifying the “it” as orgasms, the joke plays with the idea of what the overweight friend needed to increase or decrease his intake of.
  • Slightly Less Dark, More Witty: The addition of information makes the punchline more of a witty observation than a purely dark joke. It acknowledges the reality of the situation while still maintaining the humor.
  • Rule of Threes: Ending on “slightly less enthusiasm, slightly more kale” provides a rhythmic and humorous closer that reinforces the core themes.

Alternative Approach (Did You Know?):

Instead of a joke, consider a “Did You Know?” style humorous factoid:

“Did you know that while orgasm can release endorphins and potentially lower blood pressure in the short term, repeatedly screaming ‘I’m having a heart attack!’ during the act completely negates those benefits? Doctors are calling it the ‘Premature Obituar-gasm’ effect.”

Why this works:

  • Absurdity: The “Premature Obituar-gasm” effect is an entirely made-up concept, which adds to the humor.
  • Exaggeration: Exaggerating the scenario creates a funny image.
  • Still connected to the original theme: Keeps the elements of heart attack and orgasm.

These are just a couple of ways to take the original joke and build upon it with factual elements to create something new and humorous. The key is to find a way to play with the contrast between the expected outcome (death) and the realities of health and human behavior.

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