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My stoner neighbors got a divorce

Posted on November 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

But it’s ok because they got joint custody

Okay, here’s my attempt:

Joke Poo: My Taxidermist Friend

My taxidermist friend got divorced…

But it’s okay, they still have all the stuffed animals to remember their time together.

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Original Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: Stoner neighbors getting divorced. This sets up an expectation of stereotypical stoner behavior or lifestyle.
  • Punchline: “But it’s ok because they got joint custody.” This subverts the expected emotional or financial difficulties of a divorce by playing on the double meaning of “joint” – both a legal term for shared custody and slang for a marijuana cigarette.
  • Humor Mechanism: Pun, wordplay, and a bit of stereotype-based humor. The joke’s funny because of the unexpected and clever use of “joint” in a completely different context.

Key Elements for Enrichment:

  • “Stoner” Stereotypes: Relaxed, forgetful, sharing, love of marijuana.
  • Divorce: A stressful legal and emotional process, often involving custody battles.
  • “Joint” Double Meaning: Legal term vs. slang for marijuana.
  • Custody: Involves responsibly caring for the child’s well-being

Enrichment Options:

Here are a few ideas:

Option 1: New Joke (Expanding on the Premise)

My stoner neighbors’ divorce was surprisingly amicable. They split everything right down the middle: the bong, the tie-dye collection, and even decided who gets which cat based on who it liked to cuddle with during edibles… The only problem they had was that they BOTH insisted the kid could spell “cannabis” and “tetrahydrocannabinol” before “cat” and “dog.” The judge wasn’t impressed.

*   **Why this works:** It builds on the stoner stereotype, adding a layer of absurdity about their priorities, and integrates a touch of factual, slightly unexpected knowledge. "Tetrahydrocannabinol" being the full name of the chemical in Marijuana that makes you high.

Option 2: “Did You Know?” (Humorous, factual tangent)

Did you know that in some states, courts are actually starting to consider legal cannabis use when determining child custody? It’s a far cry from the old days when even mentioning marijuana use could be a guaranteed loss. Now it’s more about responsible parenting, regardless of whether their stash is stored in a childproof container or a vintage Cheech & Chong lunchbox.

*   **Why this works:** It takes the core premise of the joke – custody and cannabis – and introduces a real-world element. The juxtaposition of serious legal considerations with the humorous imagery creates a fun contrast.

Option 3: Witty Observation

It’s funny how “joint custody” used to be a term that struck fear into the hearts of divorcing parents, filled with bitter fights and court dates. Now, for some folks, it just means they’ll both have a lighter.

*   **Why this works:** It directly comments on the evolution of the term "joint" from the legal definition to the newer slang definition. The change in definition directly corresponds to the change in the joke's punchline.

In summary, I took:

  1. The Core Joke: Stoner divorce + “joint custody” pun.
  2. Identified Key Elements: Stoner stereotypes, divorce stress, double meaning of “joint,” and the responsible care of a child.
  3. Used those Elements to spin off jokes and interesting/humorous observations!

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