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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox this morning on the way to work.

Posted on November 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work?

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided fox joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Pigeon’s Commute”:

Joke Poo: The Pigeon’s Commute

My neighbor told me he saw a pigeon reading a newspaper this morning on the park bench.

I asked him how he knew it wasn’t just scanning for crumbs.

Alright, let’s dissect this delightful little joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: The wife saw a fox. This sets a fairly mundane, everyday scenario.
  • Punchline: The husband questions how the wife knew the fox was going to work. This is where the humor lies, as it’s a literal interpretation of directionality applied to an animal whose behavior is unpredictable and certainly not occupation-driven. It hinges on the unexpected anthropomorphism.
  • Humor Type: Pun/Wordplay/Slight Absurdity. The joke plays on the double meaning of “on the way to work,” one literal (towards a workplace) and the other figurative (moving in that general direction). It creates absurdity by applying human concepts to a wild animal.

Key Elements:

  1. Fox: The animal itself.
  2. “On the Way to Work”: The phrase that contains the ambiguity and the core of the joke.
  3. Anthropomorphism: Assigning human-like qualities (going to work) to a fox.
  4. Workplace: Implied, but vital as the destination that gives context to the phrase.

Comedic Enrichment (Amusing “Did You Know” Angle):

“You know, my wife saw a fox on the way to work too, and it got me thinking… Did you know that foxes are actually quite entrepreneurial? They’re not heading to an office, per se, but they’re constantly ‘on the way to work’ in a foraging sense. A single red fox can cover up to 10 kilometers a day hunting! That’s like a cross-town commute for some folks, and way more dedicated than my cousin Gary, who calls in sick if it’s sprinkling.”

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