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My wife insisted she loved fishing when we started dating, now all she wants to do is play with her Nintendo

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Talk about bait and switch

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your fishing joke:

Joke Poo: My Dog Insisted

My dog insisted he loved chasing squirrels when we first got him. Now all he wants to do is stare at the ceiling fan.

Talk about a whirly bird-watching switch!

Alright, let’s reel in this joke and see what kind of comedic catches we can make.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Setup: The joke plays on the classic trope of people presenting an idealized version of themselves at the start of a relationship.
  • Key Element 1: Fishing: Used as a symbol of a shared interest or activity, initially presented as desirable by the wife.
  • Key Element 2: Nintendo (and Gaming): Represents a shift in the wife’s actual preferences or current priorities. Contrasts with the perceived outdoorsy nature of fishing.
  • Key Element 3: Bait and Switch: This is the punchline, the unexpected twist. It relies on the double meaning of “bait” (fishing lure and a deceptive tactic).

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s explore this a bit further. I find the Nintendo aspect particularly interesting. Now, let’s combine that with some obscure knowledge to create a new joke:

New Joke/Observation:

My wife swore she loved fishing, especially fly fishing! Now, she’s glued to her Nintendo Switch, mastering Animal Crossing. I guess that counts as catching bugs, right? I just wish she’d stop insisting on using “lures” made of synthesized serotonin boosters – apparently that’s how to catch the rare golden stag beetle in the game. I’ve tried explaining that’s not how science works in real life, but she just yells “Villager Trading is serious business!”

Why it Works:

  • Builds on the Original: Stays within the established relationship dynamic and contrast between fishing and gaming.
  • Specificity: Using Animal Crossing adds a layer of detail that makes it relatable to a larger audience.
  • Obscure Knowledge: The serotonin booster detail is absurd and unexpected, drawing on the player’s desire for gameplay efficiency, while also hinting at a deeper level of game immersion.
  • Heightened Absurdity: The combination of real-world science with video game logic creates a funny disconnect.
  • Exaggeration: The “Villager Trading is serious business!” line is funny because it amplifies the intensity some people bring to video games.

This new joke is somewhat longer, but I think the added detail allows for a richer comedic effect. It’s about finding a strange point of intersection between two different worlds, and the humor comes from that absurdity.

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