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My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

It really bugs me.

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Alright, let’s dissect this joke!

Key Elements:

  1. Premise: A wife secretly sews microphones into her husband’s clothes. This is unusual, suggesting distrust, control, or a very strange hobby.
  2. Punchline: "It really bugs me." This is a pun, playing on the double meaning of "bugs" as both insects and covert listening devices. The humor comes from the unexpected, literal interpretation of the husband’s frustration.

Analysis:

The humor hinges on the surprise shift in meaning. We anticipate a complaint about privacy or feeling controlled, but instead, get a literal, physical reaction to having actual bugs in his clothing. The incongruity creates the laugh.

Now, let’s enrich the joke with some factual tidbits and create a new comedic piece!

Interesting Fact: Did you know that the first practical bugging device, a resonant cavity microphone disguised in a carved wooden Great Seal of the United States, was given to the US Ambassador to the Soviet Union in 1945? It was only discovered in 1952! Talk about a long-term annoyance!

New Comedic Piece (a short skit idea):

(Scene: Husband walks into a tailor shop, looking exasperated. He’s wearing a particularly itchy sweater.)

Husband: I need your help. My wife… she’s got this weird hobby.

Tailor: (Adjusting his glasses) Alterations? Repairs? We’ve seen it all, sir.

Husband: She keeps sewing microphones into my clothes!

Tailor: (Without missing a beat) Ah, the marital surveillance package. We get that a lot these days.

Husband: No, no, you don’t understand. She’s not very good at it. They’re these old microphones… from, like, the 40s!

Tailor: (Eyes widening) The vacuum tube kind? Oh, dear.

Husband: Yeah! And they attract everything. Fleas, moths, the occasional miniature Soviet spy!

Tailor: (Taking a closer look at the sweater) My word… Is that a… "The Thing"?

Husband: I think so. And it’s singing the Internationale in morse code.

Tailor: Right, well…Let’s get that rewired. It’s a bug of historical proportions!

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