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My wife says I should keep busy

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife says I should keep busy, I explained that i had just spent an hour taking down our dry herbs we had hanging and put the useful parts in jars while throwing away the stems.

I asked, "How is that not keeping busy?"

She said, "You still have thyme on your hands"

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the herb joke, titled “Late Night Snack Math”:

Joke Poo: Late Night Snack Math

My doctor says I need to cut back on late-night snacks. I explained that I had just spent an hour carefully weighing out my chips, portioning them into smaller bags, and calculating the exact caloric content.

I asked, “How is that not cutting back?”

He said, “You’re still adding to your waistline, one chip at a time.”

Alright, let’s analyze this joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: The classic “nagging wife” trope, followed by the husband’s (seemingly) productive activity.
  • Punchline: A pun using the herb “thyme” and the expression “time on your hands.”
  • Humor Mechanism: Wordplay, specifically a homophone (two words sounding alike but having different meanings and spellings). It relies on the listener understanding both the literal action and the idiomatic expression.
  • Overall Tone: Lighthearted, domestic, and relatable.

Key Elements:

  1. Domesticity: The setting is clearly within a household, dealing with mundane tasks like organizing herbs.
  2. Herbs (Specifically Thyme): A specific element of the task, but also the linchpin for the pun.
  3. Pun: The core of the joke’s humor.
  4. Wife/Husband Dynamic: The stereotypical, slightly adversarial relationship adds a layer of familiarity.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s focus on the “Thyme” element. Did you know that thyme has been used for centuries, not just in cooking, but also for medicinal purposes? Romans believed thyme bestowed courage.

Here are a few comedic riffs based on that:

1. New Joke:

My wife told me I need more courage. So, I spent the afternoon planting thyme.

She said, “Why?”

I said, “Honey, you told me I needed more thyme to be brave!”

2. Witty Observation:

You know you’re really into “thyme management” when you start measuring your day in sprigs.

3. Did You Know… with a Twist:

Did you know that Romans believed thyme gave courage? That explains why I’m so confident… in my ability to over-season everything!

4. Playing off the original:

My wife says I have thyme on my hands, but frankly, all I’ve got is oregano. Looks like I missed my “sage” advice!

The key here is to leverage the audience’s understanding of the original joke. By building on the “thyme” element, whether through wordplay, exaggeration, or historical tidbits, we can create new humor that resonates with the original’s lightheartedness.

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