"Release The Epstein Files" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: Deep Sea Demands Deep sea creatures breach the surface. Their first communication to…
Breaking News on a local channel
"Tragic accident. A two-seater plane crashed in a cemetery. So far, 3,000 bodies have been found, and the investigation continues…” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original…
Man calls into work..
And tells the boss he needs the day off, as his Grandfather had been burnt. The boss says "That's awful. How bad is it?" The man replied "Well, they don't fuck around…
A teacher is having a nightmare year with a student
On a particularly bad day she take Johnny aside to talk to him. Teacher: Johnny, do you have parents at home? Johnny: Yes. Teacher: And do you listen to them? Johnny: No….
Man and wife go to urologist with unique complaint
He says doc “I know this may sound weird but my penis just keeps growing and it’s getting awkward . It’s starting to hang out my pants and I keep tripping on…
Dr.love
A woman, tired of living alone, decides to put an ad in the local paper. She asks for three things: 1. A man who will treat her nicely, 2. A man who…
It’s a running gag in “Calvin and Hobbes” that Calvin’s bike tries to cripple him every time he gets on it, and Calvin tries to destroy it whenever Dad isn’t watching.
It's a vicious cycle! Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Calvin and Hobbes bike joke: Joke Poo: The Sentient Smart Fridge It’s a running gag in the Miller family that…
A cowboy in Oklahoma got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.
The trooper started giving him a long lecture about slowing down, really throwing his weight around to make the cowboy squirm. As the trooper wrote the ticket, he kept swatting at flies…
Fed up with Derby County’s performances, I decided to nail my season ticket to a post outside Pride Park so someone else could suffer instead. Couple of hours later I thought, ‘Actually, I might still get some use out of it,’ so I went back to grab it.
To my despair, someone had nicked the nail. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Compost Chaos Frustrated with the terrible tomatoes in my organic garden, I decided to bury my…
What do you call it when someone steals a landfill?
Taking a dump Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: What do you call it when a dog performs amateur dentistry? Taking a bite….